Re: Ridiculousness: Story of Manti Te’o’s Dead Girlfriend Is a Hoax
I'm in on the gay angle conspiracy theory.
Maintaining macho persona with public GF who is really a secret BF?
A single flow'r he sent me, since we met./All tenderly his messenger he chose;
Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet - One perfect rose.
I knew the language of the floweret;/'My fragile leaves,' it said, 'his heart enclose.'
Love long has taken for his amulet/One perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet/One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get/One perfect rose.