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post #46 of 64 (permalink) Old Jan 7th, 2013, 02:53 AM
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Re: Have you ever been so drunk you peed your bed?

No but some of my friends did and I was like OMG really
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In college I peed the bed on my very last night there...blackout drunk. That was the last time.

Before that I woke up in the middle of the night and peed on my roommate's Laz-Y-Boy chair. I realized what I was doing in the middle of it and finished in the bathroom. The next day I dried it up before he got up and there was no smell. I can't believe I got away with it.

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When I peed the bed on my last night at CMU, the mattress was of course in laughable condition but it was the property of the apartment owners, who eventually went bankrupt and never returned my security deposit anyway I even went through the trouble of repairing and repainting a wall we had...damaged.

My last night wasn't the night before graduation...I actually walked through commencement and then had to finish up with a 3-week capstone class after graduation (15 weeks of work condensed into 3 week summer course )

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No never.
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No.

However, I have come home crawled onto my bed turned my head left and threw up, then promptly passed out beside it. For the next 13 hrs.

There was another time I woke up the next morning not knowing anything of what happened. However, I did have the feeling I'd had sex. But when I reached over to the other side of the bed there was no one there. I lifted my head up to look and there was no sign anybody had been there as the sheets were undisturbed. I then lifted myself up and found a crusty spot and stomach hairs stuck together.

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Re: Have you ever been so drunk you peed your bed?

I'm on the top bunk and my bathroom is on the other side of the dorm hall- I'm surprised I haven't considering how lazy I am.
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No.
Done some other embarrassing things though.

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I threw up on my bed many times...
Once I nearly choked on my own vomit, and if not my brother, who was there I could be dead right now...
Never pissed on my bed through, never even was close to piss on my bed....

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I threw up on my bed many times...
Once I nearly choked on my own vomit, and if not my brother, who was there I could be dead right now...
Never pissed on my bed through, never even was close to piss on my bed....
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No.

However, I have come home crawled onto my bed turned my head left and threw up, then promptly passed out beside it. For the next 13 hrs.

There was another time I woke up the next morning not knowing anything of what happened. However, I did have the feeling I'd had sex. But when I reached over to the other side of the bed there was no one there. I lifted my head up to look and there was no sign anybody had been there as the sheets were undisturbed. I then lifted myself up and found a crusty spot and stomach hairs stuck together.
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I once threw up over the toilet and passed out on the bathroom floor and that's the worst I've ever been. I was supposed to be going to Roehampton for Wimbledon qualifying the following day but missed my train because of it. Never been close to that drunk since!

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Once I vomited at the bus stop at 1PM in the centre of the city.

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Once I vomited at the bus stop at 1PM in the centre of the city.
I feel for you. I hate being sick in public

I threw up in the gym the other week and everyone stared at me like I'd done something bizarre.

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First time when I got drunk really bad during high school days it was during party in weekend house.
At one moment I took a dump on a grass beside all the people who knew me and who didn't know me and apparently it lasted quite long.
That was so out of my charachter that people thought it was funny or they were just shocked.
It was pretty embarrassing time, I have no idea why I did that...
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Re: Have you ever been so drunk you peed your bed?

one time my friend had a pissup at his house and a few of us slept there because we were drunk to drive home. in the middle of the night i woke up with the sudden urge to throw up, i ran to his kitchen and nearly made it to the sink but ended up throwing up on the kitchen floor. i tried to clean it up but i think some of it was left on the floor.


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Please I used to do it all the time without the assistance of alcohol.
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