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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old Dec 4th, 2002, 09:03 PM Thread Starter
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In This Thread, I tell yuo how to commit the perfect murder, yuo find a flaw

Study the person's habits as they leave work for a couple of weeks. Get the timing right. The assumption is that this person works in a busy traffic area and it is dark out.

All of the below must happen within the same 48 hours, otherwise it could be compromised.

Buy an old huge piece of shit car, like a 1975 Ford LTD from a rural area in yuor state. Pay cash and use a false name on the bill of sale. Do not get insurance, do not get it registered.

Shave yuor head and always wear gloves (no fingerprints, no hairs).

Park the car about 1000-1500 feet from where the murder is to take place. Catch a cab or walk back to yuor house. Get yuor car and park it in the same area as the old LTD, but not necessarily near it.

Drive the LTD to the parking lot where the person works. Just as they are about to get in their ride, yuo stomp on the gas pedal and run them down. Yuo then put the car into reverse and run them over again. Repeat this procedure 3 times.

When yuo're sure that yuor victim is dead, high-tail it out of there to yuor car. Get out of the LTD, adjust the seat to a different size to yuors, and lock the doors. Get in yuor car and slowly drive away.

These are the things that keep me awake at night.

Can yuo see any flaws in this plan?
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Someone spots your car parked nearby the murder and you are questioned with no alibi. Presumably the car will have been around during your 2-week stalk period also.

The taxidriver, whatever you take from leaving the LTD knows who you are.

Bald people look strange in public and draw attention particularly if you are not older.

Others in the parking garage see you doing the crime.

Someone sees smashed body parts on the LTD when you are going back to park it and spots you.

The LTD needs some sort of tag or it gets towed or spotted and ticketed before you come back for the kill.

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Excellent points, and I appreciate the help

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Someone spots your car parked nearby the murder and you are questioned with no alibi. Presumably the car will have been around during your 2-week stalk period also.
No one should spot the car, as I said everything must happen within 48 hours and I said we were to presume that its a busy traffic area and that its dark. So a car parked in an area like this would not draw any unwarrented attention from anyone. Unless of course it's a car like my DeLorean. But we'll assume that I'm using a plain looking Contour

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The taxidriver, whatever you take from leaving the LTD knows who you are.
i'd be just another passenger from a random part of town. I'm not going to hail the cab near the parked LTD
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Bald people look strange in public and draw attention particularly if you are not older.
good point, so we'll wear a large winter hat

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Others in the parking garage see you doing the crime.

Someone sees smashed body parts on the LTD when you are going back to park it and spots you.

The LTD needs some sort of tag or it gets towed or spotted and ticketed before you come back for the kill.
hmmm, yuo've hit upon a major snag

okay, we'll change the plan a little

We take the LTD and bore a hole where the trunk latch is and make the backseats so they recline, thus turning the LTD into a death machine. Then we snipe our victim with a rifle and perfable nightvision scope while lying in the trunk...we just dont call 911 and make demands or leave Tarot cards at the scene...we are bound to get off scott free

by the way, whatever happened to those two fucks?
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I think inherent problems exist for killing someone by running the person over in a car. It takes too long, is too messy, and the person can crawl under a car or survive even if you think they are dead. When you are actually in the car, you cannot really tell whether the tire is mashing the person's head in. A car is not a precise weapon at low speeds. It is not like you are hitting them at 60 mph. Also, the parking garage might have a camera. Sure, who cares about the LTD, but the camera might catch your face. I still would not leave my car near the scene, you never know about a parking ticket or some mishap where the car is traced back to the area. A dingbat tourist takes a picture. Someone scrapes it and leaves a note and knows your license tag. Unlikely in an urban area, but the risk exists.

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You are caught by CCTV cameras. These cameras can be used as evidence in court. You are arrested and given a life sentence in a State Penitentiary. They DO NOT have internet access in the State Pen that you are going to either.

Answer me one question CKB. Why do you miss-spell the word YOU? Did you change the buttons around on your keyboard or something? I'm curious!!
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Make that KEYS. Dunnno why I called them buttons.
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Son of Sam was caught because of a parking ticket linking him to the scene of one of his killings.
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You are caught by CCTV cameras. These cameras can be used as evidence in court. You are arrested and given a life sentence in a State Penitentiary. They DO NOT have internet access in the State Pen that you are going to either.

Answer me one question CKB. Why do you miss-spell the word YOU? Did you change the buttons around on your keyboard or something? I'm curious!!
Exactly, that was what I was about to say. Also,..... no I'd better not get into the technical stuff......

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ok, this is what we'll do

we still buy the piece of shit Ford LTD from farmer Billy Bob (it takes 72 hours for the registration to come through, by then we'll have done the deed and disposed of the car)

but we steal the tag off another identical car and use that on ours

we park the LTD legally

we've now established that the best way of making the actual kill is the tried and tested rifle-through-hole-in-trunk method

as for the CCTV, instead of wearing a winter hat, we wear a motorcycle helmet that has a blackened visor, which we only remove when we are taking the shot at our victim

what do yuo think?
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...with the gun, the powder traces, the speed, angle of hit, the type of load used, and the neccesity to REGISTER any gun, will still get you caught

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we don't have to register anything

Cali is awash with unreg. guns

shit, i think there's one lying around my apartment someplace

also, we're now going to drive away in the STD

it will not be registered as being stolen or anything

it will be a clean car

we can dispose of it and any forensic evidence it may contain, at our leisure
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lmao..... there is always a way ffor the CL's to ffind the suspect, I'm jsut to ttired to go to tthe specifics.

btw..... remember, you did modify this twice, so you'd have to commit the "perfect crime" three times, to be able to get it right

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for sure it was modified, that was the whole purpose of the thread, to get some input and to weed out any bugs

okay, I'll try it tomorrow

and btw, pray that I don't get caught

because if I do, everyone who contributed with their advice, will be guilty of conspriacy to commit murder

and if the Car Key Boi goes down

so will YUO

that is all
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