The Bad Pun Thread
This is a safe place to get those bad puns off of your chest without recriminations.
Eczema patient after using hydrocortisone cream.
"I got 99 problems but a itch ain't one.
The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils. The motions of his spirit are dull as night and his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted. Shakespeare
Some say that youth is wasted on the young. I disagree. I think that wisdom is wasted on the old. All you can do is give it away and the ones that need it want no part of it. Especially those you are closest to. Raymond Reddington