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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old Dec 25th, 2012, 03:01 PM Thread Starter
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The Bad Pun Thread

This is a safe place to get those bad puns off of your chest without recriminations.

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Eczema patient after using hydrocortisone cream.

"I got 99 problems but a itch ain't one.

For Dante, it follows then, that the only way to get into Hell is to insist upon it. One must deliberately exclude himself from grace by hardening his heart against it. Hell is what the damned have actively and insistently wished for.

The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils. The motions of his spirit are dull as night and his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted. Shakespeare
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old Dec 25th, 2012, 03:30 PM
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Tennis players don't marry because Love means nothing to them

Sorry...I know it's awful
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old Dec 30th, 2012, 04:03 PM
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Tennis players having a bad day - I am petrafied.


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Singles (CHR#17) - Copenhagen 10 Beijing 11 Pattaya 12
Doubles (CHR#1) - Cincinnati 09 Hobart 16(w/Drake1980) ; Auckland Copenhagen 10 Palermo 11 Stuttgart Baku 12 Palermo 13 (w/Richie's) ; Monterrey 14 (w/Adrian.) USO 14 Moscow Hong Kong New Haven 15(w/Frederik) Prague Madrid Birmingham 16 (w/Buitenzorg)
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