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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old Dec 25th, 2012, 03:01 PM Thread Starter
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The Bad Pun Thread

This is a safe place to get those bad puns off of your chest without recriminations.

I'll start.

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"I got 99 problems but a itch ain't one.

For Dante, it follows then, that the only way to get into Hell is to insist upon it. One must deliberately exclude himself from grace by hardening his heart against it. Hell is what the damned have actively and insistently wished for.

The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils. The motions of his spirit are dull as night and his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted. Shakespeare
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old Dec 25th, 2012, 03:30 PM
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Tennis players don't marry because Love means nothing to them

Sorry...I know it's awful
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Tennis players having a bad day - I am petrafied.

1 in 20 people has been a victim of crime. Which means that 19 out of 20 people are criminals.

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