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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old Dec 3rd, 2002, 11:41 AM Thread Starter
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I know we shouldn't make fun of religion

but I thought this one was funny


Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and
frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..."

As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, Afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time went on and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely
as a shark.

All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to
them.
Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the
cause of his sad plight. While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned back
into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not
involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked.
"He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and
torture, he set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again.

"Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked. " Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed." . . . (wait for it) . . .





"I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again Christian".

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post #2 of 12 (permalink) Old Dec 3rd, 2002, 01:00 PM
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that, i have to say, is impressively bad.....well done that man!
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OMG! That's terrible! lol

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thanks for sharing, but I have to admit this joke is so lame that I laugh at the lameness

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I don't get it.
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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old Dec 3rd, 2002, 01:35 PM
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OMG, such a long joke for such a lame punchline. Tine, I worry about you

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I never said it was a good joke, only that it made me laugh

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lmao

I seem to be the only person here who thinks it's funny. *shrug*

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Omg it only took me almost 2 hours and a half to get it .
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"i know we shouldn't make fun of religion"

why not, all religions are about love and tolerance for your fellow human person (note the p.c. gender. It is only because of extremist zealots that we refrain from telling religious jokes. Personnally i found that the best jokes i have heard are religious in nature. I won't tell them though
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I totally agree with cyberix

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I have fond memories of "Koken met Jesus"

If you have good P-inC jokes about religion, you can always PM me, cyberix

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