Subject: 1998 or 1999 white Dodge Durango, had a silver eagle with spanned wings sticker on the rear window, 2 baby seats inside and what appeared to an Oakland Raiders cap.
Offense: Although it was within legal limits, it was parked too near a fire hydrant for my liking. Also being in possession of the aforementioned Raiders cap.
Punishment: Light colors are a bitch, because they don't show up scratches as well as dark colors, so for this job I broke out the screwdriver, and using both hands, I gouged out a thick long scar along the left side drivers and rear door panels. Mainly a straight gouge, as the screwdriver is a little unweidly in comparison to keys, but I really leaned into it, and used enough force that it's going to take more than just a simple repaint to fix that scar. I then left a business card with www.carkeyboi.com
on the windshield, just so the owner could verify that his ride has indeed, been keyed by the Car Key Boi.
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