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post #1 of 21 (permalink) Old Dec 2nd, 2002, 02:09 PM Thread Starter
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Cool J.LO issues Ben with pre-nuptial

Jen issues Ben with pre-nuptial
14.33PM GMT, 2 Dec 2002

Jennifer Lopez has presented her husband to be with a pre-nuptial bombshell, according to reports.

Jen is said to be so determined to make her third marriage to Ben Affleck work that she wants to slap a £5 million fine on him if he strays.

Other items on the list are said to include a demand for sex at least four times a week and a £1 million fine for lying.

Apparently Jen's mum suggested drawing up the marriage rules.

Meanwhile, director Kevin Smith is giving the newly engaged couple a custom-made video game to thank them for co-starring in his new film Jersey Girl, according to a US newspaper.

The game, Jen Saves Ben, features an animated Jen who must find and rescue Ben, who has been kidnapped and chained to a warehouse wall.

"J-Lo has to get him back but doesn't know where he's gone," said Brad Graeber of Texas-based Powerhouse Animation Studios, the company that created the game.

As she karate-kicks her way through the game, Jen must face an animated Smith, who totes a ray-gun, and an evil-robot Matt Damon.

She gets three tries to save her fiancé without being killed, and if she succeeds the couple are shown kissing.

The game, modelled after a classic 1980s arcade game, plays a soundtrack of Jen's music.
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Other items on the list are said to include a demand for sex at least four times a week and a £1 million fine for lying.
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Sounds just like my kinda girl.

Jen, is it cold out there or are you just pleased to see me?
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This lyric doesn't make much sense ehh?

All that matter's is
That you treat me right
Give me all the things I need
That money can't buy yeah

You think you gotta keep me iced
You don't
You think I'm gonna spend your cash
I won't
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing...

How do i get?
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God, can she be worst? I guess she cant. How pathetic.

Now i think Gwyneth was a Godness !!

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Come on, you've just got to laugh, esp. at Ben who is merrily going along with this.

Jen, is it cold out there or are you just pleased to see me?
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What newspaper is this from, Choco?

It looks a teeny weeny bit exaggerated to me

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It's from ITV.com I think it's from England.
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Yeah I advised J-Lo to do so - just get one like mine with George I told her. I'm gonna change my name to P(am)-Fro.

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This is the same Jenny from the block where money and fame hasn't changed her
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Does the 5 million fine apply to her as well?

You have to answer for Santino, Carlo.
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This lyric doesn't make much sense ehh?

All that matter's is
That you treat me right
Give me all the things I need
That money can't buy yeah

You think you gotta keep me iced
You don't
You think I'm gonna spend your cash
I won't
Even if you were broke
My love don't cost a thing...
hmmm, I understand those lyrics maybe its just you.
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she's the one needing the pre-nup going by her track record...

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she put a fine on him for straying LMAO

she's the one who's likely to stray

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