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ITT, I ask the question: What's the worst place yuo ever had to take a shit?

Myself, it was a public shitter in Pisa, Italy, about 3 years ago. I payed my 25 lira and walk into this stall that is basically a hole in the floor with handles on either side. The hole is filled with shit and is just putrid. I have never attempted to take a dump like this and I'm having trouble with the logistics of this operation.

How do I position my legs so I dont shit directly into my pants? How do I keep from getting shit all over myself? It took some trial and error as I was in complete agony. The solution was to do a tricep extension on the handles like a gymnast on a pommel horse, basically dumping right through my clenched ass cheeks.

It was a very messy cleanup. And Euros think they are more civilized than Americans? I tell yuo, it was truly barbaric..

What about yuo? what was the worst place yuo ever had to take a dump (not counting McDonald's restrooms)
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My friend, IShitInYourConvertable Boi, stole a hand bag off some nightclub bunnies who loudly dissed us when we asked them for a dance. He snuck in into the club bathroom and took a powerdump into it....... These were the sort of stuck up gym-dancer chicks who know everyone in the club scene, and think their shit don't stink.... so ISIYC Boi thought that he would even the score.

He then did a commando crawl under 4 tables back to where the girls were seated and pushed her bag back under the table.
We were nearly pissing out pants in expectation of what would happen....... finally this bitch digs about looking for her bag and dives her hand into the bag looking for her purse.

It was fucking priceless! The look on her face when she finally realized that she grabbed a handfull of ass-nugget! She went nutso and started screaming and crying. Bouncers grabbed ISIYC Boi and slung him out into the street so hard he landed on his ass in the middle of the road.

I nearly had an asthma attack I was laughing so hard.....

-Hubcap Boi
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What happened? I'm sure I posted in this thread. Maybe I am mistaken.
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I know you said not McDonald's toilets, but they were pretty bad on the weekend of the StKilda Festival last year (lots of drunk people + toilets = shit and vomit everywhere).
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