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Talking 'Is Lindsay Davenport Gay ?' - threads from the old Sanex board

This is something for 'old' Sanex-board members:

I was checking some old disks and I have found files from that board which I had stored. Among them were a few pages of the classic 'Is Lindsay Davenport Gay?' thread.

If there is interest I would like to share them with you, but I have no idea how I could post them here. Is there a way to do it ?

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omg, I've heard so much about this thread but I wasn't apart of the old board so I've never read any of it. I'd love to see them but I have no idea how you can post them..

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lol why is this in NT?

lol it would probably be fun to see some crazy sanex threads.. but we all know that lindsay isn't gay.... lol

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Well, the content of 'ILDG?' wasn't really tennis-related.
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i see... i left sanex after RG 1999... i guess you can recall why.

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OK, I can of course post the text only, but the nostalgic black layout is missing then. Anyway:

Is Lindsay Davenport Gay - page 1

Zip
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I don't want to offend anyone in here, but I was just wondering whether Davenport is gay, I've just heard rumours about her and wondered if anyone had any knowledge on the subject.

griffin
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Nah, she's too tall.

DaveyFan
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For God's sake hasn't this topic been discussed to death already on the message board at http://www.angelfire.com/ca/lindsaydavenport.


Gallofa
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griffin, I agree, it must be the sensible shoes

sarahH
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ARG!!! What is it with people and speculating "is so and so gay?"
WHO CARES if she is gay...does it make a difference to how she plays tennis??? NO... so just let her be her...if she wants to come out, then leave it up to her to come out.

and just for the record NO I don`t think she is...but IF she is...good luck to her!

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Well I think she might be but I feel I should shut up as it seems that people have had enough of this particular topic

Manoucheka
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I doubted! Didn't she commented on Mauresmo last year? (from what I've read). Didn't she later apologize. I don't think she's a lesbian but if she is, she can't change that.

Tim Wilson
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Maybe she's not, but her hair is.

tia clara
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So is my hair, but I'm not either.

Michael-St.Croix
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** Y A W N ***!!!

StacyB
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This topic seems to keep coming up.
She will always be my favorite regardless.
For the record, I dont think she is, but if she is it really makes no difference to me.
GO LINDSAY!!!!!!!!



Gallofa
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Could tia clara or someone else explain to me what do you mean when you say that her hair is gay??? (whatta concept! It sounds *really* funny when I translate it to Spanish
Michael, I hope you are covering your mouth -- that is a pretty big yawn, don't dislocate your jaw or somethig

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Ayla
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LOL@Griffin... Well, this means Serena and Venus can't be either

Louis
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no, she is so feminine...you can totally tell she isn't gay

KingCing
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how could you speculate on if she's gay?
what are the rumours hint that she's gay?
i've never heard anyone question her?
i don't think she is gay at all!



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What a silly question. As griffin so rightly pointed out, there are no gay women anywhere in the world above the height of 6'0.4".
(Someone else can give the metric conversion)


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That's 183.896 cm (or 183,896 cm for you non-English-speakers).

tia clara
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Gallofa, how to explain... my hair is straight and cut very short and I don't curl it at all, so it looks like a man's haircut. Lindsay has nice thick hair and keeps it short, I would guess because it's easy to take care of, and I think her hair looks great, anyway she has some curl to her hair, which makes me jealous. But a lot of uninformed people think a short cut like this is "butch" , so Lindsay must be gay. I saw a photo of her in a black mini with high heels and she looked terrific in definitely non-sensible shoes.
I didn't know there were height estictions on being a lesbian... are there size restrictions on gay males?

Schettfan
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she is too goffy to be butch!!

Prefontaine
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I think that many of the WNBA players are gay. They are very tall. Anyway, I don't know if Lindsay D. is gay or not. I have questioned about her from time to time from little things I have seen. However, I kept it to myself. I think that if she is then she may be the only one on earth who knows. Maybe she is, maybe she isn't.

Jane Jensen
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She has expressed a desire to get married and have a family, plus I believe she takes Christianity seriously. Although not conclusive, these two things indicate that she is not gay.

Randy Hoffman
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i don't think she's gay either...i while ago i thought she may have, but i really don't see it

kenzie
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It's only human nature to speculate on the subject. It totally doesn't affect the way i feel about her...she will always be my fav! I doubt very seriously that she is...
I didn't know she was a christian...that's really cool

TonPro
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Gay? Usually, she doesn't even look happy! (lol)

Jurgie
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You are contradicting yourself a little tia clara, first you said your hair's gay and now you're saying its straight!

tia clara
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Oh, darn. Well, my hair isstraight, as opposed to curly, but it's cut very short, so it's gay. Actually it's not very gay, it hates being uncurly, and it punishes me every chance it can get.
We should be allowed to conttradict ourselves once a day, yes?

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bonnielisa
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I heard from someone who knew someone who had a friend who lives near her in Southern California, and she saw Lindsay once on the street, and she was alone. The answer is obvious!

McAuley
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This is a funny question 'cause it's not like we're actually gonna know the answer to it.
Is Lindsay gay?
Lindsay has always maintained that she's a happy girl, happy with her game and happy with her life the way it is.

Has Lindsay ever kissed another woman?
I'm sure her mom used to kiss her goodnight when she was little.



Gallofa
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thanks, tia clara... although this is a confusing concept...
Ok, so, we have deduced the following things so far :
1. No gay woman can be taller than 6 feet (unless she plays basketball, that is an exception to the rule)-- and if she's taller than that, she better walk hunch-back style.
2. Any woman commenting on Mauresmo is probably not gay (unless, of course, the comment is along the lines of: "gosh, she's hot!")
3. Gay hair is straight.
4. Only happy looking woman can be gay.
5. Somehow, being gay has something to do with wearing sensible shoes (or the other way around, who knows )
6. Butch and goffy don't mix well.
7. I you are serious you are probably not gay (if you are a serious christian... well, I won't get into religion).
8. If someone walks through Southern California ALONE, you just know whether they are gay or not.
9. Mothers kissing daughters when they were little is an unconclusive prove of sexual orientation.


SO, the answer should be obvious!!



McAuley
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lol Gallofa, you silly. I was not insinuating, I was being literal. lol hahaha

tia clara
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Women Pro volley-ball players are very tall also, can they be gay? and they play their sport wearing very brief bikinis, showing off their bodies to all and sundry, what does this mean?
if i had a body like Gabrielle's, i'd show it off, too


Gallofa
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Hmmm... maybe I'll have to add another exception to the n.1 rule... and who's Gabrielle?

tia clara
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Gabrielle is a pro-volleyball player and was on TV here a lot during the Olympics. Networks LOVE sports where the players are tall, pretty females wearing very small bikinis. Oops, did I mention that this is beach volley-ball? ESPN shows a lot of their competions also, I think it's something to do with managerial testosterone. I don't think the managers at ESPN are gay, but I don't know about the volley-ball players...they hug each other a lot after good shots and wins and all that stuff. Is there a ruling on this? There is NO fanny-patting in beach volley-ball.

Gallofa
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oh! ok! Another idea then:
10. Male/Male and Female/Female ass-patting and hugging is a dead giveaway

Beach-Volley ball doesn't get much coverage over here... I wonder why?


tia clara
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Gallofa, are TV network managers in Spain muy macho? because some of the ladies who play beach volley-ball are incredible. The whole Brazilizn team looked like Miss World winners. Watching it is fun, it's a very fast sport, but I was either very jealous or having a BIG problem with gender identity.

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I'd say they have latent homosexual tendencies, because they only show men -- no scantly clad woman -- We get a lot of motorcycles (after all, we have two world champions), cars (there's always Carlos Sainz *almost* winning... poor man), football (a LOT of football), basketball, cycling, volley-ball (now that one of the princess married a volley-ball player ), and, tennis ... but never women -- only Arantxa and Conchita in tennis.
Now, I remember about the beach volley-ball in the 96 Olympics... I remember cause the commentators were soooo amused that such a sport was an Olympic sport, and kept saying not much of a sport, BUT, look at the girls people!


tia clara
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Gallofa, is the weather in Madrid good enough that we could continue this discussion over a glass of Rioja at a table in the Plaza Mayor? I feel the need to sit for a while. Beach volley-ball is a tiring sport.

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I dunno what fanny-patting is , but Im thinking Id like to do some of it, and Im definitely NOT gay.

Jelena4me
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Everyone seems to have missed the point that Lindsay can be a man's name, so that again tells you what you need to know.

tia clara
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But, Jelena4Me, why do we need to know?
Fanny-patting is a series of pats on the tush, bum, bottom, derriere, gluteus maximus, rear; very popular amongst American football players( not sure about Canadian football players) and always between men...men who try to fanny-pat women are liable to get an elbow jammed into a sensitive area. At least that was my reaction whenever it was tried on me. Women tend to stick to high-fives or hugs, neither of which indicates sexual preferences, whether they are short or tall.
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Is Lindsay Davenport Gay - page 2

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Another telling point. Chris used to wear nail polish, but Lindsay doesn't seem to, unless it's the clear kind. Does anyone know the status of Lindsay's nails? It could provide us with valuable clues!!

griffin
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But what if Evert's nail polish was a diversionary tactic? What if Chrissy was a lipstick lesbian? Or a drag queen?

tia clara
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Lipstick lesbian!!!LOL I always suspected that square, strong jaw!!!

bonnielisa
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Chris COULD have been. She always seemed PRETTY friendly with Martina Navratilova, given she was suppodedly the little straight and sheltered girl from Fort Lauderdale.
But the question of Lindsay's nailpolish (or lack thereof), is really key to this issue. Plus, Chris always wore a deep shade of pink. If Lindsay wears a darker color, or clear, I think we have our answer!! Everyone ignores the OBVIOUS signs here.


Tim Wilson
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Doesn't Lindsay have a pet dog? I think that pretty much says it all right there!

bonnielisa
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Yeah, I read she has not one, but TWO, pet rottwiellers (sp?). I just can't think of any straight girls who would have dogs like that, can you? I mean, if she had a poodle, a pequanese, or something, I'd finger her for being totally straight, but those rottwiellers are a dead give-away.
If Lindsay is trying to stay in the closet, the hair, nails, and dogs are just giving her away and she needs to get a clue!!


tia clara
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But, you know, Lindsay doesn't wear shorts to play in, she wears a skirt. That has to be a clear indication of something, I mean, Martina Navratilova wore shorts, although I don't think she wore boxers under them. Or Y-fronts, either. Have to go search through my old Tennis magazines to look for a picture of Lindsay and check on the nail polish color.

bonnielisa
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Yeah, and that dress she wore in the AO final appeared to be a very feminine baby blue. Lindsay certainly knows how to keep us guessing, just like she does with her opponents. She's a woman of mystery. We HAVE to clear up the nail polish dilemma. Do you think that information on her WTA profile?

sarahH
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haha since Gallofa listed those ways we can tell if Lindsay is gay, I`ve been lmao@ this thread! You guys are so funny!
Hey... does the fact that she wore baby blue at the Aussie Open mean something??? I mean...blue`s a boys colour... lmao

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First of all: You can be very feminine and STILL be gay. Not all homosexual women are BUTCH or manley. Lindsey can play in a skirt for years and Still be GAy. I mean Look at ........Well let's just say that Novotna , Conchita, well this is my own opinion.
Anyway I wouldn't be surprised if almost all the women on the WTA tour have at least experimented with the same sex. Hello but this is 2000. LOL

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First of all: You can be very feminine and STILL be gay. Not all homosexual women are BUTCH or manley. Lindsey can play in a skirt for years and Still be GAy. I mean Look at ........Well let's just say that Novotna , Conchita, well this is my own opinion.
Anyway I wouldn't be surprised if almost all the women on the WTA tour have at least experimented with the same sex. Hello but this is 2000. LOL

Gallofa
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tia clara, sorry for taking so long in answering -- sure we can continue this discussion there! it's a date We had 22 degrees here today, we can have that rioja in one of the "terrazas"
Nailpolish!! But of course!! How could I forget?


bonnielisa
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Well, I surfed the WTA site PRETTY thoroughly, and, believe it or not, they do not keep statistics on the players' choice regarding nail polish, much less the color or shade. None of the Lindsay Internet sites helped either.
I guess we'll have to be left hanging about Lindsay's sexuality until someone can find a good on-court picture of the color of her nails!!


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you guys are soooo funny!!!!

tia clara
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Darn, I went through five years worth of tennis magazines, and not one close-up of Lindsays fingernails. It looked like Mary Pierce was the only lip-stick wearer, no clue there. And those couldn't have been Rottweilers that the friend of someone's friend saw Lindsay walking, because she lives in Newport Beach, California, a very exclusive place, but crowded, and they only allow dogs no larger than toy poodles, and the dogs have to speak two languages, at least.




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Gallofa, get a big table and invite all your friends... the wine is on me because this is post # 502 for me and I want to celebrate. Get some aceitunas also, please, sín huesos. Mil gracís!
We can discuss sensible shoes, nail polish, and cabbages and kings.
SarahH, we all completely missed the signifigance of the blue skirt. Hmmm...more research required.

Gallofa
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Ok, tia clara, everybody from the board is invited to the party! We will have wine from la Rioja, aceitunas sin huesos and many other Spanish specialities (like tortilla de patatas!) -- tia clara is paying! hee hee -- congratulations on you first 500 posts! It's been only what? two months? Reading your posts has been really nice. I wish mosts posts in this board were as nice and interesting as yours

StacyB
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I have never noticed Lindsay wearing nail polish on her fingers, but in a story in tennis magazine there was a comment about her toenails being painted blue.

tia clara
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A thousand thanks, Gallofa, and I really like tortilla de patatas a lot! Una fiesta muy grande por todos!
Now, about those blue toe-nails, we'll have to consult an expert on the meaning of that. I used to paint my toe-nails gold, but that was in a wilder time.Was it a dark blue or a baby blue? Very different moods are indicated by the color. Her toe-nails???

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Actually, Gallofa, the cutoof height is 6 foot 0.4 inches, not 6 foot as you inaccurately posted. There have been a few lesbians just a sliver over 6 feet tall. Three American pro beach volleyball players and one stenographer from Milan are the best known examples.
As for whether there is a height cutoff for men, the answer is no. There is a weight cutoff however. No gay man has ever weighed more than 273 pounds (124kg). I have no idea why.

As for the "tallness" requirement proving Venus and Serena are not gay, yes is it proof positive for Venus. Serena, who is only about 5'10", we are still uncertain about. Guess we'll have to see if she wears nail polish.

As to whether or not Lindsay is gay, I guess it doesn't really matter unless we do something about it. Therefore, I have to ask some of our gay women here:

Would you do Lindsay?


tia clara
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Dear Disposablehero,
When I asked if there was a size restriction for gay males, I didn't mean height or weight...

disposablehero
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Tia, I now understand your question, but I am afraid my expertise is lacking in that area.

Zip
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Thanks for the response, very funny, but we still haven't got anywhere. Totally agree with Dawn Maree who said that gay women can still be fem.
A few of you have referred to Lindsay's comments about Mauresmo. Personally I don't think that Lindsay was being insultingn to Mauresmo. I can't remember the exact qoute, but it was along the lines of this "the shoulders were just huge". Now that tells me that Lindsay was checking Mauresmo out! I'd say she had/or has the hots for her and that would explain her mental block against her!


Jelena4me
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what do you mean we havent got anywhere? Its obvious now isnt is?

bonnielisa
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Ok, until we figure out the nail polish dilemma, we will never know. Toenail polish doesn't count.
BUT, I just thought of another potential dead give-away: Lindsay can't slide on clay! Barring a final resolution of the nail polish issue, I think this provides us our answer.


McAuley
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Steffi owned a couple of rottweilers.

bonnielisa
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Yes, but that's different. European straight women are much more likely to own big, attack killer dogs, that those from Southern California. It's a fine distinction. Plus, Steffi's mother didn't live with her, unlike Lindsay!

Jelena4me
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Lindsey lives with her mother? That confirms it then!

tia clara
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After much thought, I've come to the conclusion that Pete Sampras and Lindsay Ddavenport are twins who were separated at birth, and have never been told that they are closely related. Clues were that both were originally from Palos Verdes, California; both are tall, both started tennis at a very early age, both were obviously fostered because their "parents" don't run their careers; real parents would be there claiming credit for everything and spending the money as fast as they could. Anyway, this proves that Lindsay is NOT gay, because there are no gay twins.
are there?


DaveyFan
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Well Zip if Mauresmo is Davey's type then I'd better get off to the gym to do some serious working out, see you in about three months, or should I make that six

ja cs
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just like asking "what is the circumferrence of the moon?" --- is a valid question but otherwise pointless.

sarahH
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hehe anyone find out the blue dress mystery??? Or about the nail polish? lol...
Who asked about gay girls doing Lindsay? lol...sheesh... you think they`d say yes or no lol

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ja cs brings up an interesting issue that hasn't been yet discussed! What is indeed the circunference of the moon? And how does that figure relate to Lindsay being gay or not? I'd say we should investigate further. Because, something tells me that if we add that figure to the number state of where Lindsay lives, divides it by the year Lindsay was born, multiply it by the number of colors Margaret Astor has for nail polish, and if that number, when divided by 6' 0'4 is a natural number, we may have an answer!!!

McAuley
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Somebody should send this thread to Lindsay's personal e-mail addy so that we can get the answer to this question once and for all. I'm sure she'd love that. lol

Gallofa
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I don't know if we would get an answer (cause that really is the least important thing about this whole thread) but she'd probably get a good laugh

Hingis1
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OK guys. This is from a chat at Swisscom 1998.


Moderator: carlo says: "what would you like to do after your tennis career"



Lindsay Davenport: i would love one day to have a family with lots of kids



ja cs
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what if we divide the resulting no from gallofa's equation and raise to the power of the no of times jennifer capriati used "you know" in a sentence, add the average of the no of ivanisevic quotes, anna kournikova's snapshots and john mcenroe's endorsements then maybe, MAYBE will get the circumferrence of the moon...
aw cmon pipol --- we r giving too much attention to this gay stuff. let it go, will you!


Ayla
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LMAO@Guys !
Damn, so Serena is too tall to be gay, that's a shame

Do you think we can deduce who will be the next president of the United States, if we compile your computation with the numbers of missed return Serena has produced during her final minus her black nail polish multiplied by her tears, well I'd say Oracene Williams is the next New York mayor


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actually i don't like davenport much but i am sure she is not a gay!!!!believe she is sooooo normal...u can read it in her face...and look at steffi!!!!i thought she was gay!!but after andre!!!!oh gosh!!!if steffi is not a gay lindsay can never be!!!!and stop talking about private lives!!!i maen it is her life!!!and i believe she doesn't deserve all tese speculations...

arwen013
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actually i don't like davenport much but i am sure she is not a gay!!!!believe she is sooooo normal...u can read it in her face...and look at steffi!!!!i thought she was gay!!but after andre!!!!oh gosh!!!if steffi is not a gay lindsay can never be!!!!and stop talking about private lives!!!i maen it is her life!!!and i believe she doesn't deserve all tese speculations...
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Is Lindsay Davenport Gay - page 3

tia clara
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No, no, Oracene for President because anyone who can raise five daughters deserves to be President. Now, back to the main topic, the moon's cicumference has no effect on whether people are gay or not. It's the tide pull, and if we can find out whether it was high or low tide when Lindsay (and Pete) were born, all questions will be answered. Does anyone have an Almanac for 1976?

There's going to be a fund-raiser for the humor(humour)-impaired soon

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No, no, you people have allowed yourselves to be distracted. The answer was in fanny-patting, and that is the direction you need to research.

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hey disposable... in Oz a fanny ain`t a butt... it`s the front bit... so watch your manners! lol
Ayla... no... someone said Serena was 5`10" right??? You have to be over 6`.04" to not be gay... so you might still have a chance girl! :-) lmao

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Okay since noone has answered the question who would do Lindsey I`ll give it a go....
Only if there were three people left on the earth ne of them would be me and the other two Lindsey and Martina Hingis (Actually if that were the case I`d consider suicide as well)

Gallofa
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LOL @ you guys! this thread is just crazy

Kevin21
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LOL @ Griffin! Oh no, I am barely 5'7"!! Good Lord!!

disposablehero
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Therefore, Kevin, it is theoretically possible that you are a lesbian.
Margriet, that was a rather mean statement. Lindsay and Martina would be welcome to have me if there were 3 Billion other women on Earth.



margriet van faassen
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But only if they gave you 3 billion $?

tia clara
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for 3 billion (dollars US, dollars Canadian, dollars AUS, pounds, marks, kroner, I'd do GOSTEFFIGO, if someone would promise to tie him, her, it, whatever, securely down , and Lindsay could watch.

Ayla
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It was low tide, I know, I have all stats, so that means Lindsay is gay. As Serena isn't too tall as Sarah pointed, I might go too far to say these two are an item. Which means, I'm jealous.
BTW, How much is it to watch ?


tia clara
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With GOSTEFFIGO? Half of that Bill Gates money you were spending. But I'll pay for the olive oil. It has to be Greek olive oil, if I can't find any, the whole deal is off. Was your tide chart for France or Califor nia? a.m. or p.m. tide? These things matter!!

Gallofa
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for 3 billion?? oh yeah, me too Can you people think of someone you wouldn't do for that money?
If I remember you correctly, tia clara, after that you'd be able to go with jeans and barefoot everywhere! LOL!

And, of course the tide is important, BUT, don't forget that the alignment of Saturn is even more so!!



Cashman
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I thought Lindsay was lesbian for a longtime because she can be quite butch, especially when she was fat. I've changed my mind though. When she won in Australia, she did a little feminine skip-to-my-loo on the way to the net. Also getting rid of that hat and wearing her hair more fem helped too. Lindsay isn't lesbian, she just stayed in that tomboy stage much longer than most gals.

tia clara
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I have the answer (to Lindsay's orientation) which is that she is a Gemini( June 6) and therefore is both straight and gay, and so is her twin, Pete! Why does this sound like most of the rest of us?
Now, about doing GOSTEFFIGO, do we need to get his/her/its permission? or just smash and run?

Ayla
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smash and run. I'll pay and watch. and I am sure about the tide, but I agreee, Saturn's position does matter, and also the black moon, and Pluton, as they are evil planets

tia clara
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Saturn and Pluto are evil but I was born with Venus in the ascendant, so I will be safe. Disposablehero, there will be much fanny-patting, now that football season is over in the USA (I Hope) there is a lot of unused patting floating around, so I will try to corner the market. Is Lindsay still scheduled to watch??

Ayla
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I am snail ascendant..... this explains why I am gay.

tia clara
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Ayla, have you ever read any of Rita Mae Brown's books? She is the author with whom Martina Navratilova had a close relationship for a while; she writes very funny books, one called "Venus Envy" is what made me think of the Venus sign.


peekabo
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I agree she probably is, but i tell you who else is, Andre Agassi. Everyone has to admit that he is a bit femine, and this thing with steffi is justa cover/publisity stunt. Does anyone think anyone else is gay on the tennis circuit

bonnielisa
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All of you are forgetting about the nail polish. While the moon and tide statistics will also provide you with the answer (and to a lesser extent her height, hair style, and number of dogs and breeds will do the same), it's much easier to simply resolve whether: (a) she wears nail polish; and if so, (b) what is the color? I'm telling you, it's a statistically PROVEN fact about the nail polish. Maybe we could call Lindsay's publicist? Does she do any endorsement for L'Oreal, Revlon, Max Factor, etc.?

margriet van faassen
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What colour nailpolish does Andre Agassi wear?

honey
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err, Andre Agassi wears nailpolish????? Since when???? Geez, thats news to me...never heard of it before!!!

arwen013
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hey peekabo!!i agree with u about andre..cuz when he got divorced from brooke shields,i started to suspect him...i mean what the hell he left her???and i read that brooke still loved him..so when he started to date with steffi i wondered how this happened....so u r right!!!!!!!!

Ayla
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I don't know about Lindsay, but I can tell Serena's nail polish is black.... so ? What d'ya' think ? I think it means she is... not Damn. Yet, she wasn't too tall.
No, I haven't read that book. I use the "snail as an ascendant" as I have a friend saying that all the time


bonnielisa
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The problem is, no one has any suspicions about Serena. The nail polish test only applies for people we have questions about.

tia clara
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Okay, BonnieLisa, we need a chart to work from:
Clear nail polish = _______?

Pale pink nail polish = ________?

Bright red nail polish = ___________?

Deep purple nail polish = ___________?

Bright blue nail polish = ____________?

Chrome yellow nail polish = __________?

Black nail polish = ____________?

This is not a test but we need some input for this deeply signifigant chart.

The only person who needs to worry whether or not Andre is gay is Steffi, so don't get sidetracked on that subject.


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Ok, Tia Clara, and those who MUST know what goes on inside Lindsay's head. Here's what the scientists have deduced from the nail polish test:
(1) Clear--Linsday is gay, unless it's during a night match, then, she's not gay, just fashionable.
(2) Pale Pink--Lindsay is as straight as Chris Evert. It's a 100% test, day or night. She doesn't even peek in the WTA showers.
(3) Bright Red--Lindsay is not only straight, but she's turning tricks during her down times at the tournament to supplement her income.
(4) Deep Purple--Lindsay herself is unsure about her sexuality.
(5) Bright Blue--Lindsay is straight, unless it's a professional manicure, then, she's gay.
(6) Chrome Yellow--Lindsay is straight, but open to experimentation, but has yet to partake in sapphic pleasures. It's a very narrow window of opportunity, but does exist nonetheless.
(7) Black--Lindsay goes both ways, depending on the moment.

You see, it's all quite simple when it's narrowed down. Now, if we can only find a picture that will tell us what we need to know!!

[This message has been edited by bonnielisa (edited 02-14-2000).]


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ROFLMAO @ bonnie & tia. Bwaahahahahaha... You're killing me, here.

brunof
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Right Sarah! This is a silly topic... Who really cares, and what does it matter with tennis! Tennis is tennis...who cares!

Gallofa
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LMAO @ tia & bonnie
I just wanted to confess that I have spent the last 10 minutes trying to find a pic of Lyndsay with nail polish!!! LOL!! I am just going over the deep end!!


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Oh, one last part of the test. We go with the nail polish in the first picture where we can make it out. Thus, if the first one is clear nail polish, and it's during a day match, she's gay, period. It doesn't matter if we later find 100 other pictures with her wearing pink nail polish. That's part of the test.
I'm totally on edge with the suspense, worse than I was during the AO final. When will someone finally end the suspense???

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I'm sure this has been stated before, but I don't feel like scrolling back through all 110+ responses to found out. What if she doesn't wear nail polish period? What if it's just not her thing? Also, if someone were to find a pic of her where her nails are visible, how do you determine if they are painted with clear polish or not at all.

bonnielisa
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No nail polish means, having been spurned on by the Rene Richards hysteria, she was a man and decided to have a sex change SOLELY for the purpose of being able to dominate the WTA and make it big when normally she'd be only an average player on the ATP tour. All those fears of this exactly happening in the late 70's have now come to fruition if she wears NO polish!! Twenty years later! Of course, if this is true, she must have had second thoughts in the early 90's about having done it, when, after having undergone the procedure, she was not exactly dominating!! LOL!!
When we see the picture, we will be able to tell whether it's no polish or clear, don't worry.



Ayla
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I'm contesting, why isn't it working for Serena ? I am asking myself questions about her, isn't it enough to start a theory ?
(grumble, grumble)

Lindsay doesn't wear balck polish, I know it. It is a light colour. But I don't give a dman to whether Lindsay is gay or not !

I think we ought to get back to that moon circumference thing, i'm sure the key is in it...


tia clara
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Okay, Ayla, I used to know one of the astronauts, Gene Cernan, who walked on the moon, so maybe he can tell me if the moon actually has a circumference (Sartre could be right and nothing really exists anyway) and if he saw any indications that its girth (tired of writing c----) influnced Serena or Lindsay(or Pete)
I thought you were blonde? Use the chrome yellow nail polish with little pictures of Chanda on each nail.


Ayla
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No, no, I have red hair, well, depends on the season. In Autumn, it's more orange, I might try green for Spring, and I usually turn blonde in Summer....
BTW, I could give you a hand for this circumfere thing, for I was born when Armstrong stepped on the moon, so I know ! I was there ! And I'm sure it has influenbced my sexuality (as well as my choice of colour to dye my hair....)

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Well, Ayla, if you are questioning Serena, then the nail polish test would certainly apply, but it's less reliable when it's used in connection with using it on another player at the same time. For example, since we first tried to apply it to Lindsay, the vibes we're getting from Lindsay's nail polish will interfere with the results from Serena and mess up our conclusion for Serena. Thus, Serena's black nail polish just doesn't tell us the whole story. Your answer lies in the moon information I'm afraid because we haven't tainted that source yet with Lindsay vibes.
Of course, if someone can find a picture of Lindsay's nails once and for all, we will have our definitive answer, can end the thread, and begin another one!! LOL!!


disposablehero
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Bonnie:
#7 Does that mean Serena goes both ways?

#2 Come on, they must ALL peek. If I was a woman I would have to.


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You can be gay and "normal" too.LOL

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LOL @ disposable
I am sure they ALL peek
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Zip
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I just don't get the nail polish thing??? I mean I can totally understand the significance of length of fingernails

peekabo
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Hi arwen it is nice to see that i am not the only person in the world to think this. It is his all round presence that makes me think that agassi is gay. The ear rings the things he wears even...

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who cares ? Enjoy her play guys and girls ?

Zip
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Yeah, I've had a funny feeling about Agassi for a while. He's always keen to have a lot of publicity for his relationships, always likes to have a trophy sitting at the side of the court cheering him on. I'm always suspicious about guys actively publicising relationships with women.
btw, I also think Lindsay is gay! Ithink Stubbs and Raymond are too.


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Disposablehero, the nail polish statistics I posted are Lindsay-specific, so we can't say for certain that Serena goes both ways. There's simply not enough speculation about Serena's sexuality (yet) to apply the nail polish test to her. As stated above, the moon test is a better test for Serena.
I'm sure many players peek, but I can't imagine that Christine Marie Evert herself EVER peeked. Pale pink nail polish in tennis is rare. Chrissy may have been the only non-peeker on the WTA tour, ever!!


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Bonnielisa, there is a picture of Lindsay in the Feb 7 Sports Illustrated showing both hands on the racket and NO nail polish. Its the Renee Richards thing after all. Now we can end this. BTW your chart was sheer genius!!
there are a lot of people who have taken this seriously. Why?

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Ayla
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What does peek mean ?
Yeah, I'm getting information about the moon, for Serena. I guess there aren't that many pics of Lindsay with her nail polish That won't be easy.

Yeah, I got it, about the vibes


bonnielisa
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Thanks, Tia Clara, I couldn't have done it without your help! Ayla, peek means that Lindsay secretly looks at the other women's bodies in the shower, but really subtlely so that no one knows she's doing it.
Ok, the first picture we found, thanks Tia Clara, is that Lindsay wears no nail polish. This, of course, means she used to be a man who had a sex change SOLELY to dominate the WTA tour.

We have our answer, folks!! End to the speculation once and for all!! (LOL!)

P.S. We'll have to pursue the moon issue with Serena in a separate thread!!


Jelena4me
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..but Im not sure whether she just doesnt swing both ways? Have we exhausted that possibility?

bonnielisa
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Someone who is willing to have a sex change SOLELY to become a force on the WTA Tour swings every which way you can possibly imagine.
Well, I'm a little disappointed about this shocking revelation about a tour favorite, but the nail polish test doesn't lie.


disposablehero
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bonnielisa, Chris Evert never ever once peeked in the shower....
Until the day Gaby had her first WTA shower.


bonnielisa
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Well, maybe she peeked once.....

Gallofa
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Can you imagine Evert peeking? No way LOL, no way!!
Are you sure, tia clara? The nail polish test is very accurate, but the pic must be really clear...


tia clara
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Almost positive, because if she was wearing clear polish,the light would have reflected and there was no reflection, no shine at all. On the other hand, she was gripping the racquet with both hands in a really tight hold, and her fingers were white too. So there could still be doubt, a little.

I took a semester of Philosophy in college and now I always see both sides of an issue. Not good


Kevin21
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LOL @ disposeablehero!! I guess it is possible that I am a lesbian then!!

Ayla
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These things happen
Oh, I guess Evert did peek

This test is great and at least we are informed about Lindsay's real personnality. Oh, it was about time the world knew who she was really !

Now, I wonder, what is the best test to determine Serena's sexuality ?


arwen013
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hey guys!!!!this will go on and on...i think it is more than how this talk started..i mean nobody is talking about lindsay but about a standart gay profile with nail polish!!!so i say we just amuse ourselves!don't we really???about nail polish!!hey,keanu reeves was seen with nail polish and holding his BOY-FRIEND's hand this summer!!!!any idea about that??and peek,agassi is gay...i am sure.otherwise who would leave the most beautiful woman in the world???????

bonnielisa
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The nail polish test doesn't work for guys. Pete Sampras could show up for a Wimbledon final with Flo-Jo nails (poor woman), and he'd still be straight as a board.
Now that Lindsay's sexuality has been resolved (does she know we've figured her out? LOL!), we really do need another test for Serena because sufficient questions have been raised. The nail polish test can't be used for AT LEAST another six months. The moon test sounds pretty accurate. Any other tests out there? Shoe color? Jewelry? Sister's hair style? Last time she's seen Iva Majoli? There are many accurate, accurate tests out there, we just have to find the easiest one....


Ayla
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Yeah, I guess we ar just being silly But this was a silly question
No, I'm glad bonnielisa raised the subject about Serena at last, and she's right, we ought to determine what will the right test to apply, I mean, it is very important as it doesn't work for anyone as said before, because of the vibes implied. Thanks to the nail polish test, we managed to figure out about Lindsay, hopefully Tough the influence of the ircumference of the moon was also proposed but I guess this would squt better the Williams family as to know whether Oracene Williams will be the next President...


tia clara
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Definitely, Oracene for President. She could appoint Richard secretary of Health, Education, and Welfare. Serena , though, mmmm, must think hard here. 1- she isn't too tall to be gay. 2 - her hair is long. See, now we have opposing facts, which makes it difficult. I have seen some beautiful photos of her modeling clothes, so glamorous, ... are any of the supermodels gay? But then they are all tall, no? And then there is the designing thing.... aren't all clothing designers gay ..... according to common gossip? And common it is too.
Serena, you have made us un-serene!

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disposablehero
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Best test for Serena's sexuality, Ayla?
Have you considered propositioning her?


tia clara
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Not a valid test, disposablehero, Ayla is so nice that Serena would say yes, just to agree with Ayla, don't you think?
Ayla and Gallofa, after further recent reading, not for all Bill Gates' money and the chance to rule the world would I do that unmentionable character previously talked about. Some jokes don't work out well, eh?


bonnielisa
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Ok, I've "researched" the accuracy and validity of all the remaining tests. This one seems like it's the best determination of Serena's sexuality. If Serena saw Iva Majoli in person during the calendar year 1999, then Serena is straight. If Serena did not see Iva Majoli in person during the calendar year 1999, then Serena is gay. Now, Serena was not part of the U.S. Fed Cup team when they played Croatia in NC in the Spring. That was Seles and Rubin. No luck there. Serena and Iva both played in Key Biscayne, and at the U.S. Open. They did not play each other. Iva got a bye at Key Biscayne and I think fell to Fabiola the second round. She fell to Capriati the first round at the U.S. Open. Did Serena actually SEE her IN PERSON during these two tournaments, or otherwise. That's the test, unless someone has a more accurate and reliable one in mind. We have to start researching.....

Ayla
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Where are my tennis magazines, so that I can check !
I am not so sure Serena would want me... besides, she's still a babe to me... Even if soooooooooooooo sexy Chanda is older


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hehe is there a lower limit on height for a player to be gay? lmao
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peekabo
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nice one Zip, i also agree about raymond and stubbs, extremely gay

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SarahH
according to history, Tom Thumb failed to father children, so this makes it highly likely that anyone below the height of 16 inches is gay. Plus they would most likely hang out with the 'circus' set, and we all know what they are like.



tia clara
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Jelena4Me......animals?

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hehe actually... I was thinking someone more around 5`2" lol...
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Is our Lindsay gay? Nope, cos being a woman, she'd be lesbian instead . And lesbian begins with "L", along with lovely, luscious, leggy and Lindsay, all of which mean the same thing, really, don't they? Of course they do, so....I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions !!
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Juju
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This is the funiest thread I've ever read on this board. lol lol lol
Thanx guys, keep going.
I really wonder about the moon. %-6


Nobody's Perfect
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I totally think Hewitt is gay(or at least, I hate him).
Wait, wrong thread!


Doris Loeffel
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Just as well that nail polish thing is only good for Lindsay.
Sort of started to worry... couse I hardly use any nailpolish.......

But then is there really a different test for each and every person to find out wether they are or they're not.....


good tennis players hehehe


tia clara
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Doris, do you watch Zena? Is Zena shown in Europe? I never thought I was a lesbian but I was a faithful Zena watcher and according to some authorities, only lesbians watch Zena.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.

bonnielisa
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Maybe we should use the Xena test for Serena. No one seems to be able to crack the "did she or didn't she" see Majoli last year test, so we're still in the dark about Serena's sexuality. The Xena test might be one of the few ones that has universal application.
I've only watched it once, when my 80-year old grandfather made me watch it a couple years ago. I didn't know the show existed before then. He's really into Xena. Now what does THAT mean????

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I don't know if I agree about the Xena test... isn't that a series for kids? like Hercules? well, anyway, if you say it's accurate I trust you, after all, bonnielisa you came up with the nail-polish test which is 100% accurate, so... now, how can we learn whether she watches Xena or not? there must be some way to determine it!!

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Anyone have an "in" with Venus? She'd spill the beans for sure!!

smarties
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Maybe Serena is a lesbian in denial? Notice the subtile changes to be more feminine:
-The hair extensions
-The new "cleavage dress"
-The red pumps
-The weight loss.

About Agassi, the man shaves his torso!!! I think it's pretty clear! If we could only apply this to Serena...





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But Agassi looks like an ape without shaving, so you really can't blame him. Maybe Steffi likes the overall clean shaven look!
But, back to the matter at hand, what's the deal with Serena? If we're going to "out" Lindsay as a post-op transsexual, we can't ignore all of the others in the Top 10, now can we?!?!?


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Bonnielisa, you're going to Amelia Island; someone in the top ten should be in the finals. Maybe. Perhaps. Well, anyway, it's a good chance to do some up-close-and-personal (as they say on TV) detecting for us. If Serenna is going to play there. All of a sudden this plan seems to have some holes in it. Bribe a locker room attendant to tell you what goes on? Are locker room attendants bribable?
My mind is a tangled as my hair this morning.
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Is Lindsay Davenport Gay - page 5

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ape!!!LOL bonnielisa.

Keir
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Lindsay as a trany?! LOL!!! I'm sure the drug testers would have picked up on that before now, so that can't be it!
Keir.


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You are right, we have to know about the girls from top 10, so we ought to send someone ot report (with the nail-polish test, depending on the vibes ?)
Yes, too, Serena is denial, perfectly right, how could I have missed that one !


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Tia Clara never heard of Zena but we do get Xena here but I hardly watch it....

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Don't worry, Tia Clara, I'll figure something out. Seeing that I can't bring a cooler or a keg into the stadium, I will have plenty of free space on me to carry cash for bribes!! It sounds very casual. If I don't switch jobs, I will take Thursday and Friday off and get tickets and wonder around and see what I can investigate.
I'm sure if I see Serena in person, I will be able to tell immediately if she's gay or not, in denial or not, etc. It is well-settled that you can read people's emotions better when they're playing on clay! I'm starting to get worried about exactly whom I will be seeing at Amelia Island. It's the week after Ericcson, and with all these "top" players doing Scottsdale, then Indian Wells, then Ericcson, I'm starting to wonder if there will be a mass bail-out from this tournament. I hope not. But, I like just about everyone so I will be thrilled just to be there.

Anyone have a "test" for any Top 10 players?


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Well, I didn't know about clay ....
The outfit matters of course, you say if she has an opened or not sexuality, first. Then the colours ! Very colourful and she's gay, that's a sign everybody knows. Trouble is, if she wears make-up, she is in denial....

And if the player listens to Barbra Streisand, she's gay ! We have to find out who they listen to...... I might try that in Roland-Garros (knowing now clay is playing a role)


bonnielisa
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We're having way too much fun with this topic!! Also, don't forget, if it's windy, Serena's skirt might fly up, and colorful underwear can tip us off too, sort of like the stories about Renee Stubb's colorful undewear during the ladies' doubles final at the AO last month. Pray for wind!

Hingis1
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So Rosie O'Donnell is gay then?

Keir
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What do you know about Rosie's underwear?
Keir.


Hingis1
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All I know is that she loves Streisand.

CharlieCDR
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Liking Barbra Streisand only works as a test for men. A good test for women would be: is she a good athlete? I think we have our answer!


Ayla
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For Rosie ? Nah !

bonnielisa
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I just thought of YET another way to figure these things out (despite our numerous, valid tests, LOL)!! We need to start a weekly "Ask Heidi" thread. From what I understand, she actually answers a lot of the e-mails from Steffi's webpage and is fairly candid. After what, 17, 18 years of following Steffi on the tour, I'm sure Heidi knows who's straight and who's gay, and Steffi probably knows too, and disclosed it all to her mom.
At the end of each week, we can copy the thread with all our pertinent questions into an e-mail, send it to Heidi, and voila, she tells all, we have our answers!! I'm sure Heidi will have no problem taking some time out of her life to "out" various players on the tour for us. She might even be able to resolve the shower dilemma for us also, who peeks, peekers, peekees, did Gaby shower in a bathing suit, etc. Steffi and Heidi know all, and I'm sure they'd be willing to tell all, too.
So, everyone, what do you think?!?!?


Ayla
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I'm sure she'll adore that.....

Gallofa
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but why ask only her? We should also ask Marisa Vicario AND Arantxa's dogs (doggies are very intelligent, they just notice this kind of things!!) -- and while we are at it, maybe we should also ask Alexandra Stevenson's mom (who seems to know a lot about this issue )
Did we determine a way to know about Serena? I supposse you are considering that we have full moon, right? AND, the wind is blowing from the WEST!! Which is a sign for sure!!


smarties
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Yeah, maybe Heïdi is the answer! but I like the Barbra Streisand's test though cause Agassi likes her music and odly started to shave his chest when he was dating her.

tia clara
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Arantxa's dogs are the answer, they can bounce around the locker room and sniff out all the news; Gallofa will have to go to RG to translate, because the dogs only speak Spanish!
and maybe a little Catalan?

The underpants clue could be signifigant. Several seasons ago I saw a doubles player who was wearing polka-dotted panties - blue with white polka dots. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but that was before I met all your discerninig minds and realized the deeper meanings behind superficial incidents. Now if I could only remember who that was.....
Are doubles players more likely to be gay, or just happy to be making a living?

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irma
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Hingis and Kournikova?

bonnielisa
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Tia Clara, that's a tough one. I don't know about the doubles v. singles thing on sexuality. Any ideas out there??
We still need to forumulate a test for Serena as well. We can't wait until Amelia Island (at least I can't wait), and we're not even sure she will play there. Hmmmmmm.
Heidi is the Internet maven, so I just figured she's more accessible than Arantxa's mom. Of course, we could ALWAYS ask Samantha Stevenson: she's full of ideas on the topic, and not afraid to share them!!!


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hey griff,ayla and others....still going on and on and on....here i am but i have nothing to say.........i don't know and imagine the standarts of being a gay and who r gay....LOL!!!!but have fun here...

Brit
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I read about Lindsay and Natasha Zvereva living together somewhere in California ( must be before 97)! Mmmmh??? What about that fact? Ouite interesting.....isn`t it? What about Natasha being gay? Could be....

bonnielisa
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The thread has been legitimately revived! It's not going to die!!
I haven't heard the one about Lindsay and NZ! Does Natasha know that Lindsay used to be a man, at least if our prior conclusions are correct (which they are, the nail polish test is 100% accurate).

Honestly, I've never heard speculation about Natasha, much less about her and Lindsay being together.


Hingis1
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Gee how did I know someone would bring this back up. Hmmm

Gallofa
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well... for NZ I will suggest the pony-tail test. It is obvious that it is not the same whether you wear your hair in a single braid or in various -- I have seen NZ with TWO braids, which undoubfully must mean something! -- and this was a day with full moon!! which is another relevant fact!!

Wayne 2
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This thread is inspired!!
I've avoided opening it, since the title put me off, but it is a laugh riot!! My boyfriend came in to see what I was laughing at (which annoyed me... 'til now this board has been my private domain in this household - which I find I prefer!!).

Tia Clara, BonnieLisa, Tim, Griffin, Disposable, Gallofa... you should be in the Poster's Hall of Fame because of your posts here!!

My question is this... if the blue dress points toward Lindsay being gay, what does that say about Monica Lewinsky? Is she gay? Oh my God!! Is President Clinton a woman? And a Lesbian? Well, that certainly explains Janet Reno, Donna Shalala and Ruth Bader Ginsberg!!!

My apologies to non-American posters. I bet you don't know who most of the people I mentioned are! Just disregard.


tia clara
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No, Monica Lewinsky ( I gag to say the name) has the wrong color nail polish. I haven't done research on the others, but I suspect they could be cross-dressers. Linda Tripp, however, is a whole different story, I think she is still cleaning up after a sex-change operation. A brain change would have been better, IMO
Madeleine Albright plays tennis, I will have to check her out, off-hand I'd vote for straight.

You should have been here in the thick of the fray, Wayne


Wayne 2
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It will be my everlasting sorrow that I wasn't, auntie.

Hingis1
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What does that say about Anna then. She seems to like her blue dress.

tia clara
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Yeah, but Anna has very long hair, and we established way back on page 1 that long hair is not Lesbian. I still say her mother is the better looking of the two of them.
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CharlieCDR
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Anyone interested in this thread should check out the "Martina & Lindsay's Professional Relationship" thread. There's some interesting chemistry going on between those two, the proof is in the pictures.

arwen013
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this is a never-ending thread!!!!!!
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Hingis1
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tia clara,
Someone tell Amelie she needs to cut her hair then.


Lindsey
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Yeah that's actually true.. Lindsay and Natasha were roommates back in 1996/7 (long before the became doubles partners). They shared a condo in Newport Beach together.
I think Lindsay moved in right after her parents got divorced. I think it must have been hard for her to live either with her mom or her dad coz it would be like taking sides (lots of kids with divorced parents have that problem).

Anyway, 2 girls living together doesn't mean there's a relationship going on.. Natasha was engaged to fellow pro Scott Davis at the time.. obviously that never worked out

Also, I think it's really nice coz it shows that top players can be best of friends too.

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tia clara
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Hey, Hingis1, you tell Amelie to cut her hair! I don't speak any French anyway, and I'm not the one who made up the short hair rule. I just said I have very short hair, and some times it's really depressed and other times it's quite gay.
I do think Amelie has very nice hair, so thick and healthy looking.

really am jealous of all that hair


bonnielisa
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Lindsey, thanks for clearing up the Natasaha/Lindsay "scandal."
Come to think of it, what are the straight/gay dynamics of having roomates? Certainly, there's the economic elements or the student elements. But, Lindsay and Natasha can quite obviously afford to have their own pads, and they were not in school. What does this mean? What other WTA players have had roommates?


Keir
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Tia clara, I can speak French: "la vache qui rit" lol (I had to learn something useful, working in the trade marks office!).
Didn't Lindsay also share a place with Mary Joe F for a bit? She gets around, our Amazon, doesn't she? Perhaps she just likes company.

I can think of a very good, crude reason not to cut Amelie's hair, but I'm not going to share it with anybody

Keir.


tia clara
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Oh, darn, Keir, I Just hate it when someone says something like that and the little pictures start turnimg over in my mind.. hmmm, long hair, and she......DON'T go there.....
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Miguel
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Leave Lindsay alone!!!!
















tia clara
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Miguel, go find a sense of humor somewhere, okay?
THIS IS NOT ABOUT LINDSEY AT ALL
and please quit wasting board space.
Thanks.


BoyToy
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Well people some of the most famous people in the world are gay so I'm sure Lindsay has been influenced LOL LOL LOL
Well who cares if Lindsay is gay or not...gay sex is good and will help everybody's self esteem...just look at what it's done to the most famous womam in the world, Madonna
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Keir
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Miguel, mate, here's the news:
1. Listen to Tia Clara.
2. Even if this is about Lindsay, there is nothing wrong with being gay/lesbian, so take your hangups to the pub, buy them a drink or two and give them a good talking to.
3. Lindsay has made it clear often enough that she doesn't really care what people think (with the exception, presumably, of the people that truly matter in her life, ie family/close friends/coach/significant others, if any, of indeterminate gender etc). So why should it bother you? Again, refer to point 2.
cheers,
Keir.


peekabo
Member posted 03-06-2000 06:34 AM
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So now we are all agreed that whoever likes, knows, has meet, or listerns to barbara Striesand on the tour is gay..

Oh yes Jenifer!
Member posted 03-06-2000 06:39 AM
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LOL@Peekaboo!!!

Oh yes Jenifer!
Member posted 03-06-2000 09:21 AM
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Keir - a women after my own heart! Well Said!!!

Oh yes Jenifer!
Member posted 03-06-2000 09:29 AM
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BoyToy - Madonna has had gay sex?!?

irma
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I`ve heard with Naomi Campbell.

Miguel
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Oh dear, I hardly think a couple of 's can offend anyone.
Keir, and who said there was something wrong with being gay???Not me?


tia clara
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That's your idea of a couple?

Miguel
Member posted 03-06-2000 04:24 PM
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Yes...
Where you offended by it.......




Keir
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Miguel, that's the impression I got. Why else object so vehemently to some harmless speculation? In my experience the only people who do are the ones that have real issues with homosexuality and think it's offensive to say that someone is gay/lesbian. Sorry if I misread you, but you reacted so strongly and so out of proportion with the nature of the debate (it ain't even serious, mate!).
OyJ (what is your real name again? I've forgotten sorry), I'm actually a boy. But that's ok, this happens ALL the time (less in real life now though, than online!) .

Keir.


tia clara
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Miguel, sorry. I wasn't offended, but I felt like you were screaming in my ear and it hurt.
And I wondered how you couldn't see that the whole thing was just for fun.

Jane Jensen
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Back to underpants - in the early days, Lindsay used to wear floral undies under a fairly dull outfit. Does this indicate a certain level of disguise, hiding her true nature? There were some tall women in the Sydney mardi gras - perhaps one of them was her? She could easily have flown here and back before the Scottsdale final.

Oh yes Jenifer!
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Sorry Keir, I did actually know you were a bloke, just a momentary lapse in my mind - happens all the time don't worry!!! I hope I didn't offend you in any way.....

bonnielisa
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Lindsay and the underwear. I think it's a metaphor for her life...cool, calm, collected, semi-boring on the outside, wild, zany, crazy on the inside! Underwear tells us a lot.

griffin
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I think the fact that your underwear talks to you tells us more

tia clara
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But yes, underwear talks!! When I wear boring white 100% cotton panties, they tell me I'm boring and would probably think Al Gore was humorous. When I wear red satin bikini panties, they say that I'm a secret agent named Natasha, the famous friend of Boris Badenov.
Boxers tell me I'm too old for thongs and that in truth, comfort is everthing.
I can't tell what I hear when I wear black lace panties......

bonnielisa
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Good ones! My underwear started talking to me around the age of 5. I started talking back at age 8. We've had good times and bad, the silent treatment phases, etc.

tia clara
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SPORTS BRAS!! we haven't considered their use (or non-use) at all!!
they obviously were invented by someone who hates women. Even Houdini would have a problem getting in or out of one. I got stuck for two days once

Does wearing or not wearing a sport bra give any clue to gaity? I must say, some of the ladies have a very thin or no bra at all
. I don't think bras talk to you though, except to sneer at you because you have to wear them.

I just had a vision of anyone trying to play tennis in a Wonder-Bra



Keir
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Lindsay wore FLORAL undies....???? OMG....I need to take some time to deal with that one....
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tia clara
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Deal with it, Keir.
Surely you've come across floral undies before? Not in the locker room, of course.
I remember those floral panties of Lindsey's; they were very colorful and I thought what fun they were. I think that girl is deeper than she shows in her public persona.


Keir
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I've come across them, tia, but usually not on somebody I fancy! I tend to associate floral undies with either very small children or very old Aunts!
Keir.

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tia clara
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Drat, you got me there.....I'm not a very small child......
but I don't wear them all the time


tia clara
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and I'm not a very old Aunt, either...

smarties
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I don't know why tia but when I heard you talk about a tong, I immediately had a mental picture of Davey wearing one. That was scary .

tia clara
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If you want a laugh, picture Margaret Thatcher in a thong; Queen Elizabeth in a thong; Bill Gates in a thong: you get the picture.
It is absolutely forbidden for anyone male or female, on this board to picture Anna Kournikova in a thong. Or her mother, either.




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tia clara
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sarahH
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hmm Anna in a thong... ohhhhhh thanks very much... now you put that thought into my head!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Wayne 2
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226 posts and counting! Six pages worth! Is this a board record?
Wouldn't you just love to know what Lindsay Davenport would think of this thread!!!

***
I guess not!! I just noticed "Help with my Dutch" is up to 288 posts and 8 pages! Unbelievable!!

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smarties
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O.K tia, I'll just imagine her in the nude .
sarah, hope you got some sleep...


tia clara
Member posted 03-11-2000 01:58 PM
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No nudity!!! Try a WonderBra and a flowered bikini.
On Al Gore.

Or John Majors.


Luis Gonzalez
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Well, after skimming through the 200+ posts about the topic it has definately led to to my final conclusion on the subject. I mean NOW it is totally obvious what Davey is. Thanks guys!..
BTW I hate Barbara Streisand she's such a B****!

South Park LOL

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tia clara
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Thanks for your insight, Luis.

Brit
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There was a discussion on the angelfire-site someone saying that Lindz doesn`t come out because of her Nike-contract...well they said Mauresmo so also endorsed by Nike, but I think there is a difference between both. Lindz is their top female product endorser, Mauresmo not.
Personally I don`t think this is the reason why. If I were Lindsay I wouldn`t come out, too. I think she will never make it public (if she actually is gay at all).
The way it is now it`s much more exiting....isn`t it?????????????????? These speculations make persons much more interesting.
BTW Keir, you`re great! I wanna meet you!
You support Lindsay so much.. great! I wish I could be better in english, so I could express myself in a better way. So long. Go on folks, make this topic the longest.
Brit

Keir
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Aw thanks Brit, you're making me blush .
I don't think she'd come out because she's American. The US, particularly her home state of California, isn't exactly accepting of gays/lesbians. I think there'd be a huge backlash against her, and she'd find herself in the position of having to do LOTS of interviews about herself. People like Oprah would want the "she's just a girl next door type who happens to be a lesbian" angle, which would be a good thing for gays/lesbians generally, but Lindsay probably would not want that attention.

Keir.

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sarahH
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smarties... with that in my head... NOT LIKELY!!! lol
Nah... this isn`t even close to a board record... "The Italian Connections/Whoops Adventure" thread has 504 posts!!! It`s in gen messages!

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CharlieCDR
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Keir,
There's nothing about California that is particularily more anti-gay than the rest of the USA. In fact, a lot of California is much more accepting of gays than Alabama, Mississippi, and other southern states. Sure Prop. 22 passed there, but simliar measures have passed in 30 out of 50 states. The majority of Americans just do not want gay marriage right now.

But I do agree that even if Lindsay is gay (and I don't think she is), she's so media shy anyways that she would probably never come out to the world at large. And, I think that would be the best choice given her personality. What happens if the media tries to out her, I don't know.


smarties
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I've got it!!! and it's way more simple than the underwears of Davey (damn! another mental picture). If Davey is gay, she's gonna move out of California soon and go to a more "understanding" state.

Wayne 2
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Hmmm. Like Wisconsin, you mean?
There are many worse states than California for the homosexually-gifted. (I was just discussing Louisiana with Ayla on another thread - shudder!!)

Maybe she could move to another locale in California though - one with a sizable gay population. San Francisco is the obvious choice. San Diego would be good. I don't see her as an L.A. kind of woman.


Birli
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OMG a lesbian never,never,never wears FLORAL undies.
Now you come to a final conclusion.

Zip
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Brit - it was me who pointed out the Nike contract thin and I took a bit of a bashing for it and all. Nice to know that someone agrees with me.
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Is Lindsay Davenport Gay - page 7

Brit
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Yes, I do agree. Don`t you agree that there`s a difference between Lindsay and Amelie? Lindsay is much bigger in tennis-success. Don`t you think?
ZIP and KEIR do you think she is? I don`t know. I just saw her playing against Julie. Perfect win!!!!!!!
She`s letting her hair grow. Looks good. Looks not gay...
I`d like to know. She`s so full of secrets and so many different faces. Most of the timee so female and sometimes a little bit butch. We will never know....

smarties
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Hair lenght is not a good indicator of one's sexuality, just look at Momo.

bonnielisa
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Yeah, and Julie has a short crop, but is married to a guy. Hair is not a good indicator at all. Rank amateurs rely on hair length!! LOL!!
While on the topic of hair, length is no good, but what about roots? Amelie always looks like she needs a touch-up bad, and Lindsay had some major black/dark brown roots during that Wimbeldon final. I never remember Steffi having roots (that hair cannot be 100% natural blond). I don't remember Martina N. having a root problem, though, and I know that was a bottle-job. Can anyone sort out the roots thing?


Brit
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Yes, you`re right. Hair length is not a good indicator.
I don`t know about the roots... I go to bed now and think about it bonnie. Be back tomorrow
Brit

Keir
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Brit, I agree, Lindsay is much better and has a much higher profile. She therefore has a bigger reputation and lots more to lose by coming out.
Personally I think Amelie was just well and truly "in love" and wanted to share it with everybody, and was a little naive about how some would react. When you're that age and in love, regardless of sexuality, you just want to shout it to the world. In a way Hingis did her a favour by making those comments, because it made people more supportive.

However, I think if Lindsay is a lesbian, sponsorship contracts would be the absolute LAST thing on her mind if she was going to come out. You can't come out in a strong Catholic family without suffering. Plus, I know California ain't that bad compared to the whole of the US, but that's the point: the US really is a very conservative, frightening country with regard to how the law and society see homosexuality. Christianity is such a strong part of your culture, unless someone is rather exceptional (ie famous, honest, down-to-earth and likeable) they're not going to have an easy time, and even if they do, it will only be occasionally. Also, as others have said, it would mean loads of attention that Lindsay just would not want.

I want to see this hair, then . btw, if I had a dollar for every time someone said some woman couldn't be a d-y-k-e because she's feminine, has long hair, wears dresses, isn't butch, etc, I wouldn't be at work right now slacking off and playing on the internet

Keir.

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bonnielisa
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Keir, you make a lot of good points. Lindsay would have a ton to lose if she was gay and told the world. Puritan-strain Americans are just too uptight. I understand that Europeans are more accepting of this (just a rumor). In fact, a close friend in college was gay, and she ended up moving to Europe years after graduation and apparently is out and loves it and claims she simply couldn't get that in the U.S., not even in California. It's kind of sad you have to leave your native country to find happiness, but I guess she wasn't the first, nor will be the last.
But back to the roots.....


Keir
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Lindsay's hair was sexy enough short. It looks so thick and luxurious.... (down boy!).
What's this about roots, then? Whose roots? Someone (Josh, I think) said Amelie dyes her hair and it's not naturally blonde. I don't know if I want to know the truth about that!

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bonnielisa
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I'm running through the Top 15 or so here in my head. Barbara Schett doesn't seem to have a root problem, and I doubt her hair is 100% natural. Anke seems to keep her color even as well. Does Tauziat have highlights? Kournikova has no roots, but maybe she's naturally that blond. Amanda Coetzer doesn't seem to have a root problem.
Basically, it's Linday and Amelie who really need to be vigilant about visiting the salon on a regular basis.


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lol...Banne... Amanda don`t have a root problem, because her hair is so bloody blonde naturally! lol... Little sunshine girl! ;-)
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Zip
Junior Member posted 03-14-2000 05:33 AM
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So we're on back onto hair now. Personally I prefered Lindsay's hair when it was fair in the summer during Wimby, it's been really dark for a while.
Plus she's growing her hair - could this be the result of this thread!


Zip
Junior Member posted 03-14-2000 05:37 AM
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MartinaIluv pointed out something in another post that was important too. Basically why Lindsay cannot or struggles to beat Mauresmo. Cos Mauresmo's loud, out and proud and Lindsay's not. Plus anyone remember Lindsay's comments on Mauresmo's appearance - she made comments along the lines of "the shoulders were huge". Sounds to me like Lindsay was checking Mauresmo out!

bonnielisa
Member posted 03-14-2000 08:03 AM
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A lot of players have problems with Amelie, not just Lindsay! LOL! Interesting dynamic. Let's see, we have had speculation that Hingis has something for Lindsay, and that Lindsay may have something for Amelie. Well, if that's true, Amelie should be No.1 soon! If she can just make it through earlier rounds and avoid Serena.....

DaveyFan
Member posted 03-14-2000 08:12 AM
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LOL at bonnielisa.

smarties
Member posted 03-14-2000 02:19 PM
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bonnielisa, you forgot Pierce; she's got major root problems. BTW, Babsi's hair is 100% natural.

bonnielisa
Member posted 03-14-2000 06:34 PM
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URGH! How could I forget Mary. You are absolutely correct, she does often have severe root problems, not as bad as Amelie, but pretty bad. How could I have passed her over?
So, Babsi's hair is natural. I can't tell from the limited times I've seen her on TV. I saw her in Tennis Magazine a couple of months ago as most improved player, and I thought I saw evidence of like dark eyebrows, but I can't remember. Who would have known!! You learn something new every day......


tia clara
Member posted 03-14-2000 06:52 PM
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You realize this means back to the locker room to check on REAL hair color? Bonnielisa, how good are you at peeking out of the corner of your eyes?
Keir, you CANNOT help conduct this search fot the truth in the locker room, no matter how hard you beg. Besides, isn't Fingon going to go in disguise at the Canadian? But that's too long to wait.

Bonnielisa will have to volunteer for duty at Amelia Island. Just hope Lindsey is playing there.

It will be a dirty job, but someone has to do it!


Keir
Member posted 03-14-2000 06:54 PM
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tia clara, are you sure? sweeeeetie daaaaarling...let me in...

tia clara
Member posted 03-14-2000 07:12 PM
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Keir, it's just too hard to disguise lack of mammaries and possession of other equipment when all you have is one skimpy towel to hide behind. Unless you have some amazing plan?

Keir
Member posted 03-14-2000 07:16 PM
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I intend to use my other assets - charm, wit, cuteness... lol!
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tia clara
Member posted 03-14-2000 07:23 PM
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Yeah, right....did you check my ode to Lindsey in the Verse For This Occasion
thread? I'd like your opinion!

smarties
Member posted 03-14-2000 07:29 PM
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Good idea, the volunteer could also take this opportunity to clear up the "post-match showers" thing

Keir
Member posted 03-14-2000 07:31 PM
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sweeeeetie, daaaarling...let me in, sweetie.....SWEETIE DARLING LET ME IN!!!
lol!

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Keir
Member posted 03-14-2000 07:39 PM
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I did check it, I haven't been watching that thread, so I just read it and got 3 Lindsay poems from you! You are so cool. I personally am not much of a poet. Ok, not at all a poet . But you are so utterly groovy, I think you're the best, almost as good as Lindsay
So do I get in the locker room now?

Keir.

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tia clara
Member posted 03-14-2000 10:01 PM
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At your own risk!! You do know how to tell if there are any real blonds around, don't you? Ask them to add two and two. If they say four, they're not real.

apologies to all blonds, couldn't resist the temptation



bonnielisa
Member posted 03-15-2000 07:29 AM
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It seems we can answer all of life's questions by simply hanging around in the WTA lockerrooms!

bonnielisa
Member posted 03-15-2000 07:31 AM
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I will make the sacrifice at Amelia Island. Maybe I can pose as a qualifier or something? LOL!! The security sounds laid-back there, so who knows.

Gallofa
Member posted 03-15-2000 11:09 AM
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bonnnielisa just darken your roots or something and I am sure nobody will question you -- (don't forget to bring some equipment, like racquets or something, though! ) -- oh! and don't look too suspicious in the locker rooms, ok? lol
LOL @ all of you! I can't believe this thread keeps on going! lol --

I say -- lenght of hair is not a real indicator! lol -- roots problems can give us a pointer -- although it's not so clear (what about the nail polish test? has that one been discarded?)
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That's it. There were probably about 20 more pages - but I don't have them.
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