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Porkapalypse Now: Worldwide bacon shortage predicted.

I am going to start hoarding and raising my own.

Also, I am building a bunker and arming myself against the oncoming hoards of bacon-starved scavengers.

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Good. Bacon is among the most disgusting things people eat. Even the smell is nauseating.
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Good. Bacon is among the most disgusting things people eat. Even the smell is nauseating.
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A lot of hearts will appreciate this.

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She's gonna be pissed!


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There's a place on I-75 in Michigan that gives you a POUND of bacon with your breakfast. What are they going to do?

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Good. Bacon is among the most disgusting things people eat. Even the smell is nauseating.
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Good. Bacon is among the most disgusting things people eat. Even the smell is nauseating.
I like bacon a lot but yeah I too don't like the smell when it's being cooked.

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And in the United States? "Skyrocket" is overdoing the price impact.

“The headlines say ‘shortage,’ and that isn’t going to be the case,” says Steve Meyer, a consulting economist for the National Pork Board and the National Pork Producers Council, as well as the president of Paragon Economics in Adel, Iowa. “We aren’t going to see bacon lines. You’ll still be able to get it.”

Still, retail prices will rise next year and are expected to set new records. The US Department of Agriculture (USDA) forecasts a rise of 2.5 to 3.5 percent, after an 8.5 percent rise in 2010 and a 1.0 to 2.0 percent rise this year.

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