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Re: Porkapalypse Now: Worldwide bacon shortage predicted.

No worries. I don't eat meat at all.

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Too many people have apparently not seen Pulp Fiction.



"Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie..."



Speaking of films, I am now working on a script development for "The Adventures of Bacon Man and Meat Girl."

It will put "The Avengers" to shame.

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Thank God, bacon is gross anyways

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There are only two foods that gross me out. Bacon and Bananas. I am celebrating this news.

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Even more blasphemy. BACON TODAY! BACON TOMORROW! BACON FOREVER!!

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Ironically, we had breakfast for dinner last night...pancakes, scrambled eggs and turkey BACON

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Anyway I haven't eaten bacon in ages, but I used to like it.

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