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Ew... WTF, I find all you list there gross too, people who find bacon ice-cream and all you listed above gross are majority in the world though
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Apparently bacon is carcinogenic. Pigs are my favourite animal along with dogs. I would have pet pigs if I didn't live in London! They are exceptionally intelligent and loving. And they are so close to humans that insulin for diabetics derived from pigs.

If you ever met a pig or cuddled one, just once, you would never eat one. And I'm sure many on here have cuddled a lot worse than a pig!
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Are you Jewish?
I've known a few Jewish people who chomp a bacon buttie in secret!

Muslims aren't supposed to eat pork either. I know a few who munch such butties too, all in secret of course!
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This whole thread is turning into the bacon conversation from "Pulp Fiction." Now we're talking about pigs, dogs and personality.

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This whole thread is turning into the bacon conversation from "Pulp Fiction." Now we're talking about pigs, dogs and personality.
maybe because bacon is the flesh of dead pigs?
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Are you Jewish?
Many other groups don't eat the swine. Muslims, some Christian denominations, Rastafarians, plus others who think it's unhealthy.


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Also among Christians, Seventh-day Adventists consider pork taboo, along with other foods forbidden by Jewish law. The Ethiopian Orthodox Church also discourages pork consumption.

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Dayum!! Them pigs better start fucking!

But how can there be a bacon shortage without a shortage of sausages, pork chops, pork belly, etc?



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Apparently bacon is carcinogenic. Pigs are my favourite animal along with dogs. I would have pet pigs if I didn't live in London! They are exceptionally intelligent and loving. And they are so close to humans that insulin for diabetics derived from pigs.

If you ever met a pig or cuddled one, just once, you would never eat one. And I'm sure many on here have cuddled a lot worse than a pig!
Wrong. I had neighbors when I was a kid who had an adorable pot bellied pig as a pet. I used to play with it all the time. I still eat bacon.
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Re: Porkapalypse Now: Worldwide bacon shortage predicted.

Oops. My bad. I'll try to cut down my bacon intake.

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Apparently bacon is carcinogenic. Pigs are my favourite animal along with dogs. I would have pet pigs if I didn't live in London! They are exceptionally intelligent and loving. And they are so close to humans that insulin for diabetics derived from pigs.

If you ever met a pig or cuddled one, just once, you would never eat one. And I'm sure many on here have cuddled a lot worse than a pig!
I think it's the sodium nitrite that gets added to bacon that's a carcinogen. Uncured bacon is better anyway.

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Re: Porkapalypse Now: Worldwide bacon shortage predicted.

They do make a vegetarian fake bacon, but I don't like it because its smell is the same slight vomit inducing bacon smell.

I'm on the pigs side! Pigs are more intelligent than dogs apparently.

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Good. Bacon is among the most disgusting things people eat. Even the smell is nauseating.


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