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Seriously? WTF! This is so fucking gross!

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Re: Porkapalypse Now: Worldwide bacon shortage predicted.

If I do eat bacon these days, it's turkey bacon. Much leaner. I like it crispy in the microwave.

AND NOT WITH ICE CREAM! The Burger Kings around me don't even have that.

Speaking of fast food...Wendy?


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I can cope with this development.

I don't eat pigs



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I know she's a big girl but she should probably take more care dressing before going to that restaurant. The purple of her top is merging with the purple in the room and making her look like she is the room.

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Re: Porkapalypse Now: Worldwide bacon shortage predicted.

Only Chloe from Dance Moms can save us...



or Bacon Man...


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I can cope with this development.

I don't eat pigs


Are you Jewish?

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Are you Jewish?
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I just don't eat red meat, I go though phases of being a total veggie then sometimes go back onto chicken and tuna.

My parents have never let us eat pork though


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Seriously? WTF! This is so fucking gross!
Bacon and maple syrup/flavoring have had a love affair for ages, so how bad could the addition of a little ice cream be?



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They still burn blasphemers at the stake, don't they?
I am sorry? The only thing that kills bacon-eaters is the excessive salt and fat, not 'they'.
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Bacon and maple syrup/flavoring have had a love affair for ages, so how bad could the addition of a little ice cream be?



Bacon Maple Doughnut
Really? You'll find it hard to find someone in Europe who doesn't think that's gross...

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Really? You'll find it hard to find someone in Europe who doesn't think that's gross...
Agreed. I wouldn't go anywhere near that

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Uh oh, what is Honey Boo Boo's mom going to eat now
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Really? You'll find it hard to find someone in Europe who doesn't think that's gross...
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Agreed. I wouldn't go anywhere near that
I've been to Europe, and y'all are in no position to be calling something as benign as bacon on a doughnut gross; haggis, lamb "fries", kidney pie, blood pudding, boiled sheeps head, lutefisk, fermented shark, etc.

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Mmmmm. Lutfisk.








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There will never be a shortage of lutefisk. Not if you cloned Jo-La 100 million times.

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I've been to Europe, and y'all are in no position to be calling something as benign as bacon on a doughnut gross; haggis, lamb "fries", kidney pie, blood pudding, boiled sheeps head, lutefisk, fermented shark, etc.
Ew... WTF, I find all you list there gross too, people who find bacon ice-cream and all you listed above gross are majority in the world though

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