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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old Nov 30th, 2002, 05:04 PM Thread Starter
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www.carkeyboi.com now launched!

The #1 internet resource for everything yuo wanted to know about keying cars is now launched!

Includes the usual selected keying reports including pics of the keyings. There's also some pics of the Car Key Boi control centre and there's even a pic of myself.

There are also links to some of the finest body shop centres in California in case yuo ever happen to be a victim of my key - and yuo will be a victim - it's just a question of when.

However, I must stress that I have no commercial connection with those body shops. Here's a copy of an e-mail that I just sent to those body shops.

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"Hey guys, greetings from the Car Key Boi

I hope that my work has helped put some extra turkey on the table for yuo and yuor crew over Thanksgiving.

And because I key an average of 40 cars a day, it's safe to say that yuo are going to be incredibly rich. I suggest you start thinking about where you're going to build your Caribbean vacation home.

All I ask in return is that yuo and yuor crew pay a small tribute to me and my art every so often, perhaps with a toast or something."
Btw, any contributions for the CKB Fan and the CKB Hate pages would be appreciated.

site url: www.carkeyboi.com
e-mail: carkeyboi@carkeyboi.com
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The site sucks.


There is (officially) NO EATING OR DRINKING IN MY JETTA

Mahna Mahna

Do doo be-do-do

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Do do-do do

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Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
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what a lame site

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what the fuck is a CAR KEY BOI?
i will not judge the website before i know it

Something was bound to go right sometime today, All these broken pieces fit together to make a perfect picture of us
It got cold and then dark so suddenly and rained, It rained so hard the two of us were the only thing
That we could see for miles and miles
And in the middle of the flood I felt my worth, When you held onto me like I was your little life raft
Please know that you were mine as well
Drops of water hit the ground like God's own tears
And spread out into shapes like Salad bowls and basins and buckets for bailing out the flood
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does not

does to


There is (officially) NO EATING OR DRINKING IN MY JETTA

Mahna Mahna

Do doo be-do-do

Mahna Mahna

Do do-do do

Mahna Mahna

Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
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LMAO @ Posh
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I agree with allie, that site sucks total asshole
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post #13 of 19 (permalink) Old Dec 2nd, 2002, 01:29 AM
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I like the Car Animations, but what does your site and yourself represent
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I like the Car Animations, but what does your site and yourself represent
I am to be the #1 resource for everything about keying cars

yuo know, a site that someone can visit for all sorts of information, tips on how to key cars, what tools to use and so on and so forth.

Also, owners who think they've been a CKB victim, can check the site to verify that I have indeed keyed their car.

A car that has been keyed by the Car Key Boi obtains a certain kudos
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post #15 of 19 (permalink) Old Dec 2nd, 2002, 01:46 AM
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ok, but wouldn't it be easier to go to and get it repaired, wouldn't that be the most sensible thing to do?
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