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A gay person called me fat and gave me Ayds

Such horrible people, those gays.
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I agree.
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Most of the gays I know think 5% body fat is the new obese.

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I hate it when that happens.
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Nobody gets the pun?

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Did you deserve to be called fat?

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Did you deserve to be called fat?
To be fair, I've been veering into Bear territory lately and I'm not so sure that's where I want to stay. Twinkdom would be impossible (without Ayds at least) and I don't have the work ethic to be a muscle-mary, but there was no need to hurt my feelings like that.
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