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Obese woman loses weight through marathon sex



http://www.nydailynews.com/life-styl...icle-1.1116995

The heaviest woman in the world is using an unusual method to shed serious pounds - sex.

“I sweat off loads of calories,” 600-pound Pauline Potter revealed in an interview with UK magazine Closer this month. “I call it ‘sexercise.’”

Potter, 47, became the Guiness World Record holder for heaviest woman last year when she weighed in at 700 pounds, but she’s managed to lose nearly 100 pounds in the last year by rekindling her romance with her ex-husband Alex.

Married for three years, they split in 2008 but reunited when he heard about her Guiness title last year. It didn’t take long for them to land in bed together - repeatedly.

“I hadn’t had sex in three years, but we did it six times!” she told the magazine, adding they now make love between two and seven times per day. “He took charge as I couldn’t move much, but he was so attentive.”

Though their relationship is long distance at the moment - Potter lives in California while Alex is in Arizona - he has made extended trips to see her so they can continue their marathon sex sessions.

“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session. It’s great exercise just jiggling around,” she told the magazine. “My bed is strengthened and, although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”

But Alex still thought her size was sexy - despite the occasional logistical issue.

“It’s hard to position her and find her pleasure spots as she has a lot of fat in the pelvic area,” he told the magazine. “But it turns me on knowing she’s satisfied. Although once, when she got on top, I couldn’t breathe.”

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"Although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”

"Although once, when she got on top, I couldn’t breathe.”


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Is this some kind of joke?

This seems like work for the man to me.
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"Although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”

"Although once, when she got on top, I couldn’t breathe.”

I hope it was a nice sexy silk sheet
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6 times of sexercise per year = shedding almost 100 pounds;
so 1 time of sexercise = shed 15 pounds
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Yeah, no thanks.

It's amazing how normal people can't get laid and this ox gets hit 2-7 times a day.

Which is all fine and dandy, but don't go to the press about it.

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Yeah, no thanks.

It's amazing how normal people can't get laid and this ox gets hit 2-7 times a day.

Which is all fine and dandy, but don't go to the press about it.
She's not an ox she's a human being, thank you very much.

Before you speak to me about your religion, first show it to me in how you treat other people; before you tell me how much you love your God, show me in how much you love all His children; before you preach to me of your passion for your faith, teach me about it through your compassion for your neighbors. In the end, I'm not as interested in what you have to tell or sell as in how you choose to live and give.

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She's not an ox she's a human being, thank you very much.
Sorry, it was just lame internet humor. It's a stressful time for me. Hopefully the rudeness is out of my system.

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Before you speak to me about your religion, first show it to me in how you treat other people; before you tell me how much you love your God, show me in how much you love all His children; before you preach to me of your passion for your faith, teach me about it through your compassion for your neighbors. In the end, I'm not as interested in what you have to tell or sell as in how you choose to live and give.

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Yeah, no thanks.

It's amazing how normal people can't get laid and this ox gets hit 2-7 times a day.

Which is all fine and dandy, but don't go to the press about it.
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Dave and Karma sittin' in a tree,
K - I - S - S - I - N - G.....



So when it's all done, she'll weigh in at 125 lbs., but have a vagina the size of Rhode Island.

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So when it's all done, she'll weigh in at 125 lbs., but have a vagina the size of Rhode Island.
I post mean things sometimes (see Caro, Aga...) but then if I offend someone, I feel bad. I'm a mess

The people involved in this story just shouldn't put this much information out there

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I post mean things sometimes (see Caro, Aga...) but then if I offend someone, I feel bad.
I don't.

I think the worst part was when she describes sex as "jiggling around". That's one mental picture which will never go away.

"Literally four types of comments: your awesome, I hate you, I jerked off to this, why would anybody jerk off to this. Youtube should just get rid of comments. Blah."
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