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post #1 of 37 (permalink) Old Jul 22nd, 2012, 06:17 PM Thread Starter
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Sorry, I just really needed to share this PM I just got with everyone from someone called Samuel Stosur who has never posted on the boards

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I met Marion once. We played doubles together. Marion played with me and our Sammy Jane played with Marion's twin bother Festus. (OK, he doesn't much look alike Marion but, that's cause he's from Nigeria and adopted)

Anyway, we won 6/0 6/7 12/9 in over 13 hours....29 minutes. I missed the final of BGT too as I forgot to set my PVR.

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Oh god. The hell is that?
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G'day mate!
Do you attend tennis matches? Hvae you ever been to Rowland's Garage!? That's where they play the FO......

One time I was watching Sammy Jane and I got SOOOOOOOO excited that I sharted. The guy next to me said something in French and walked off. I think because I ate 10 snickers bars and the heat, combined with the excitement of sit watching our Sammy Jane playing in Rowland's Garage that did it.....



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Who the hell is this guy

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Noooo
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KILL ME

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Who the hell is this guy
I answered him, no answers

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Hilarious.

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oh god I got one now

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Do you think our Sammy Jane looks like Rebecca Breeds!?

When they is up close together even I can't tell them apart

Our Sammy Jane

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It's lurking

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Hilarious.

P.S. posting pms = ban.
Really? Oh I had no idea

I can delete my post if mods are following strictly this rule... It was not meant for any harm

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Hilarious.

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Hopefully the mods will let us off. They are too priceless not to share.

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I actually laughed irl at that sharting story.
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Breeds >>>>>>>>>

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Hilarious.

P.S. posting pms = ban.
Normally posting private messages would not be allowed, no. They are called private for a reason. But in this case it is fine to bring it to our attention. You can always forward dodgy PM's to an admin, so that action can be taken.
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