Re: Covert Affairs on USA: Augie Worship Thread!!!!
Um, I'm thinking the problem is Piper Perabo/Annie Walker. She mostly works as a CIA agent when she's a means to an end, a way for the agency to track and lure that other guy (Sam?). Otherwise, this bitch makes no sense. She's an emotional moppet. She jumps and flops around, acting guilty, like a kid caught stealing cheese squares out of the fridge in the dead of night, whenever someone sneaks up behind her while she's obtaining data or whatever. Bitch, your an officer. Why are so many people able to roll up on her in secret, with her totally unaware until they're just about right on her back anyway?
Her tradecraft sucks. She gets entirely too emotional with targets/assets and semi-attractive men. At the drop of a hat, she frequently goes outside of mission protocol, and goes rogue. She runs like a scared child through a crowded market while pursued by armed spies. Simple questions makes her face go all deer-in-the-headlights. She conducts loud-ass conversations about her mission and cover identity in pubic.
She's sloppy as fuck and the show never calls her out on it. Everyone around her treats her like she's a bad bitch.
Oh, and I love how she has a massive head wound one day, a band-aid on the forehead the next day, to no injury by day three. Her sister never noticed a thing!