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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Divorcing

Don't know if it deserves a thread or not, but holy shit. I didn't expect this

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post #2 of 96 (permalink) Old Jun 29th, 2012, 08:51 PM
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Run girl run! Let's be real though, her contract as his beard is probably just over.
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Run, Katie, run! I assume she finally managed to break free from the Scientologist brainwashing, or perhaps she developed a resistance to her usual dosage of whatever mind-controlling serum they were giving her. Take that little Suri and run far, far away from these greedy, shady fuckers.
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Run, Katie, run! I assume she finally managed to break free from the Scientologist brainwashing .
No, her 5-year contract expired.

Now, who will be Mrs. Cruise #4?

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No, her 5-year contract expired.

Now, who will be Mrs. Cruise #4?
Wasn't she his fourth wife? I think I heard that when they married...

Edit: nope. Anyway, considering the descendant age of his wives... I would put my money on a Disney Channel star

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Maybe he'll come out now.
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Finally. Phew.
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Wasn't she his fourth wife? I think I heard that when they married...

Edit: nope. Anyway, considering the descendant age of his wives... I would put my money on a Disney Channel star
I want Miley or Rebecca Black
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