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In This Thread, we post titles of the greatest books that have never been written.

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"You religious assholes don't know what the fuck you're talking about" by God

"How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Car Key Boi

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"How I Made it on My Own," by George W. Bush

"How I Made it on My Own," by Gwyneth Paltrow

"How I Made it on My Own," by Ben Stiller

"How I Made it on My Own," by Bill Ford

"How I Made it on My Own," by Jane Fonda
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"In this book:How to annoy people" by Car Key Boi
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"The Whole Truth, and Nothing But The Truth" by O J Simpson

"How I Got OJ Off the Hook Even Though He Was Guilty As Fuck" by Johnny Cochran

"Behind The Oral Office" by Monica Lewinsky

"I Was Deep Throat in All The President's Men" by Monica Lewinsky
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"do you want to be in a video?" R. Kelly

"people skills" Russell Crowe

" I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
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"How I Made it on My Own," by George W. Bush

"How I Made it on My Own," by Gwyneth Paltrow

"How I Made it on My Own," by Ben Stiller

"How I Made it on My Own," by Bill Ford

"How I Made it on My Own," by Jane Fonda
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"do you want to be in a video?" R. Kelly

"people skills" Russell Crowe
lol..

"Parenting" - by Michael Jackson

"I am officially not the most psycho Jackson" - LaToya Jackson

"I love babies and cell phones" - Jenny Capriati

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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Russell Crowes second book- "How to piss off everyone on earth."

"I am the good one" Tito Jackson

"I WON'T STEAL: the Winona Ryder saga"

" I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
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giggle giggle

"How to pretend you can tolerate the womanizer you are married to" - Hilary Clinton

"Anything to Win" - Tonya Harding

How to Make Millions With Zero Talent" - J - LO

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