One Direction Make No 1 in America
How sad is that? It's all over the bloody British news. You'd think they'd brought peace to the Middle East.
I couldn't believe it when I heard. I didnt even know they were being marketed over the Pond. First British pop group to go into Billboard charts at No 1. And it's that lot with the direst of albums. Not the Beatles, The Clash, Coldplay, Radiohead, or even Oasis in their prime. And bands as diverse as Siouxsie and The Banshhes and Take That didn't even make it in America. Not even a top 20 album. Even Abba only had a couple of tepid hits and no No 1 album. And you buy this sh@te!
How the Hell did America fall for Cowell's little puppets? With all your homegrown talent. I'm off to drown me sorrows.