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In This Thread, we post what we like and dislike about Britain and Brits.

I'll start

Likes:

your women

the fact that you speak English (mainly)

the English accent

the Scottish accent (women)

your newspapers and the fact that they are allowed to show tits (I wish ours could do that)

your roads which twist and turn and make driving interesting.

your banknotes which are different sizes and colors (very handy if you're sitting at a bar and half drunk, with American bills, when you're drunk, a $100 bill looks like all the other denominations)

your taxation system (some of it)

your rock/pop bands like Oasis, Blur, Bush, Travis, U2 (I know U2 are Irish and not British) and a bunch of others

your soccer crowds and the way you're allowed to hurl abuse and bottles at each other

Big Ben, Tower of London, Stonehenge and all that. This might sound corny, but a sense of history overcame me when I visited your momuments, it's like THIS IS FUCKING OLD. We don't really have that kind of history in the States.

your taxi drivers (they actually know where you want to go, and how to get there, and they actually speak English as opposed to Retard)


Dislikes:

The weather (it sucks)

Scottish accent (men only, can't understand a word of what they're saying, but I love the Scottish female accent, very sexy)

Gas priced at a butt reaming 7 bucks a gal

London Tube (dirty, overcrowded and inefficent)

The weather (it sucks)

the freeways which are constantly congested and make driving a pain in the butt

Cigarettes priced at a butt reaming 7 bucks a pack

your taxation system (some of it)

the overall standard of service in stores, restaurants, banks etc. it's not bad or rude or anything, just not the standard that we are used to over here

London Heathrow (it sucks, see London Tube)

Oh I almost forgot, the weather (it sucks big time)

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Re: In This Thread, we post what we like and dislike about Britain and Brits.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Car Key Boi
[B]I'll start

Likes:

the Scottish accent (women)


but I love the Scottish female accent, very sexy)

hey car key boi! i gotta scottish accent!


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Re: In This Thread, we post what we like and dislike about Britain and Brits.

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I'll start

your soccer crowds and the way you're allowed to hurl abuse and bottles at each other

LMAO!

I prefer foreign women to British, but that is generalising, i have met superb British women too

I dislike how we are America's yes boys

I like..............hmmmmmmm. good question, i do like some things, just can't name what, our TV isn't too bad i guess
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I like free of charge tennis courts in the parks
I like the weather that it's not too hot
I like the beautiful countryside


I don't like the weather that there's not enough sunshine and rain and dull
I don't like the dirty, yeah in the tube(anyway, it's over 100 year old system)
I don't like that the shops close so early in the evening.
I don't like that cost of living is so high


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Likes: the accent!

Dislikes: when they beat the Aussie's!

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Dislikes: when they beat the Aussie's!
You don't dislike us often then
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I hate it when ppl stereotype things (Big Grin)

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by raquel
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Originally posted by Car Key Boi
I'll start

Likes:

the Scottish accent (women)


but I love the Scottish female accent, very sexy)

hey car key boi! i gotta scottish accent!
That's cool baby!

when I commence my European Tour next year, perhaps we should meet up and key some cars together. I will bring along my cherrywood velvet-lined box in which I keep my mint solid gold skeleton key. I'll let you hold it and touch it. You can even caress it. That's if you want to
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Dislikes:they are getting better at rugby and somehow won against us!

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That's cool baby!

when I commence my European Tour next year, perhaps we should meet up and key some cars together. I will bring along my cherrywood velvet-lined box in which I keep my mint solid gold skeleton key. I'll let you hold it and touch it. You can even caress it. That's if you want to
wow car key boi! i am honoured, i would love to caress your key, and in return you can hear my glasgow vowels and twang!


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I dislike Tim and Greg!!!!
I dislike all the british sport commentators (except Sue Barker, I like her)


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wow car key boi! i am honoured, i would love to caress your key, and in return you can hear my glasgow vowels and twang!
that's a date baby !
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I dislike all the british sport commentators (except Sue Barker, I like her)
hmmm I like the Brit announcers, not only sports but general news announcers as well, especially the chicks.
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Re: Re: Re: In This Thread, we post what we like and dislike about Britain and Brits.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Car Key Boi
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That's cool baby!

when I commence my European Tour next year, perhaps we should meet up and key some cars together.

ok it is a date! so this European Tour - what are you in Europe for?


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Keying cars of course. I am the World Champion Master Keyer. I'm like that Billy Graham. I travel all over the world spreading my blessing upon peoples' cars, for when I key your car - and I will - it has truly been blessed.

That car and it's owner now belong to a community of thousands of drivers the world over. It's almost like joining a Church. And with every day, the Church of the Car Key Boi gets bigger and bigger, and reaches out to the 4 corners of the globe.

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