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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old Nov 16th, 2002, 02:18 PM Thread Starter
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Today's Car keying!

Subject: Mercedes Benz parked on 18th st. Car had plastic rims that were made to look like chrome.

Offense: Found *large* tube of KY jelly and a male real doll in the back seat. Also the windshield said "Top Down, Chrome Spinnin'" in the tint.

Punishment: Used the teeth on my extra-sharp deadbolt key to create a triple-row scratch, from the right taillight to the passenger side door. Mostly straight, but violently jaggy at the end as a deliberate, extra little "fuck you." Also wrote the initials "CKB" on the hood.

As I finished that a short dish washer looking fellow started running of the basketball court toward me screaming something like "You muthafuckin cocksucker!" I gave the car a final *DEEP* scratch and got the fuck out of dodge.

Mission accomplished.

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Have I not seen you before?
It is very unlikely that we have met. However if you drive a car that has deep scratches adorned on it's panels, then there is every chance that I have met your car.

This is a pic of me at work at Car Key Boi Central. This is where I plan all my key attacks.

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