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Hur sänker man ett norskt fartyg?"
"Man sjösätter det."


Har ni hört om norrmannen som köpte vattenskidor? Sedan dess har han letat efter en sjö med backe."

Varför stoppar norrmännen huvudet i tvättmaskinen?"
"För att de vill se Lödder."

Varför använder alltid norska kirurger gummihandskar?"
"För att inte lämna fingeravtryck."

En norrman kom in till en läkare och meddelade att han såg dubbelt.
"Sätt er ner på soffan", sa doktorn.
"Vilken av dom?"

Varför äter inte norrmännen saltgurka?"
"Dom får inte ner huvudet i burken!"

Helikopter störtade på kyrkogård i Norge, hittills har man funnit 350 döda."

Vet du varför norrmän inte jobbar som hissskötare?"
"För att de åker vilse efter andra våningen

Vilken skillnad är det på en dator och en norrman?"
"Datorn behöver bara instruktioner en gång."

Vad är det, som är mer än en mil långt och har en IQ på 23?"
"Norrmän i ett demonstrationståg

Vet du, vad norrmannen sa, som blev skjuten i pannan?"
"Nej!"
"Det var nära ögat."

Varför har du rakat dig i nacken?"
"Hoppsan, jag har visst satt skjortan bak och fram."

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En nordmann inviterer sin svenske venn på lunsj. Svensken kommer hjem til nordmannen, og finner er lapp (note) på døren: "Hahahaha, jeg lurte deg! jeg er ikke hjemme!!!!!!" Så legger svensken igjen en lapp: "Hahaha, lurte deg og, for jeg var aldri her!!!!!!"

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haha dumb Norwegians


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Pfff I don't like Marri's joke!
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pffffff marri you got eaten


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watcha think about mine Josh? If u understand them.

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It's so funny to read, but I hardly understand it *sad*

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i bet u belgians have some dustch jokes too.

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I understood most of them. The one with the heli in the cemetery is cool and also the IQ one.
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war smilie : )

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En nordmann inviterer sin svenske venn på lunsj. Svensken kommer hjem til nordmannen, og finner er lapp (note) på døren: "Hahahaha, jeg lurte deg! jeg er ikke hjemme!!!!!!" Så legger svensken igjen en lapp: "Hahaha, lurte deg og, for jeg var aldri her!!!!!!"
A Norwegian invites his Swedish friend(?) for lunch. or something, I think, and then I'm lost *confused*

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A Norwegian invites his Swedish friend for lunch. When the Swede arrives, he finds a note on the door : "Hahaha, I fooled you cause I'm not home." So the Swede writes his own note : "Haha, I fooled you too cause I'm going away (back home)."
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"Coz i was never here" Josh.........

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