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...The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.



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And I'm supposed to find that funny?!

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If were in to dumb jokes (sorry to offend your joke dude )..

Whats brown & sticky? A stick.

You know i had to

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I think I'm dying!!


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Why did the boy fall of his bike.

Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike.

Someone threw a fridge at him.
lmao

You just know i love those dumb jokes

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Glad i'm welsh then

But i have a history of heart disease in my family so

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I'm waiting for Romy to come over

I heard this on radio this morning and found it again on some sites.

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lol TBE, that was a good one!

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Le gusto, TBE. Ahora hablo Espanol...

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