People of Britain... take care
Having just had a dodgy angle poised lamp catch fire... it wasn't great timing considering the Firefighters are all on strike.
So be extra vigilant with fire safety, if something in your house looks dodgy, dont use it. Don't leave the oven on... basically, keep safe all of y's.
Number one tip on chip pan fires... never throw water on them. It'll take your face off.
Use a damp teatowel, place it over the chip-pan (after turning it off at the wall. Or alternatively use a CO2 extinguisher if you have one. Which, not many people have in the house... but you may have at work. You get the general idea.
Another tip is to not wear shellsuits, reasons being
1) They are highly flammable
2) It's not 1987 anymore. You'll look like a fool, or an eccentric 40 year old keep fit fanatic.