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In an all too familiar scene, local game wardens finally arrested Winnie the Pooh after the bear's murderous rampage left one dead, countless injured, and a forest in disarray. A self-described "lover of honey," he became incensed when local resident Mr. Yogi Bear, a retired park bear and notorious kleptomaniac, used his superior intellect to trick Mr. Pooh into trapping his head in a honey jar while stealing his picnic basket. Incensed, the pooh bear turned his 3' frame upon Mr. Yogi, leaving only a crimson stain on a nearby tree stump. He then went on a rage-fueled dash through the forest, striking small pigs with rocks and stealing the tail from a local mule. Rangers finally subdued the bear with the assistance of boyhood friend Christopher Robin, who distracted him long enough for park sharpshooters to tranquilize the bear.
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I knew Pooh was Insane!
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I always said he'd come to a sticky end!

Man, proud man, drest in a little brief authority, most ignorant of what he’s most assured,
his glassy essence, like an angry ape, plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven,
as makes the angels weep.

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Not the lovely POOH-BEAR !!!! Noooooooooooooo...
Now you made me cry!!

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Nope I think they´re going to gas him.

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