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Lyrics that you misheard in songs?

Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much: "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night" ("I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight")

Blink-182 - What's My Age Again?: "I walk alone to get the feeling right" ("I wore cologne to get the feeling right)


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Lady Gaga - Judas : "I'm just a Horny fool, oh baby he's so cruel" (I'm just a Holy fool, oh baby he's so cruel)

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These werent me but were my friends


Pussycat Dolls- 'i'm telling you to hoosen up my buttons (i'm telling you to loosen up my buttons) WHat the hell was this about i have no idea

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Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much: "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night" ("I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight")
I thought the same!



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Shania Twain - That Don't Impress Me Much: "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night" ("I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight")




Oh thanks for teaching me that

I always thought it was the first.

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http://www.kissthisguy.com/ - an archive of misheard lyrics.

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When I grow up i wanna be a star i wanna be famous i wanna HAVE BOOBIES ( be in movies ). By pussycat dolls.
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Macy Gray - I Try: "I try to talk away in Istanbul" ("I try to walk away and I stumble")
Really? I can't even begin to see how.

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Almost every song Britney's ever sang
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Nightwish used to have pretty messy lyrics, there were many "possibilities" in their songs.
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The main one from my childhood is Bon Jovi's 'Raise Your Hands', which to me back then sounded like 'Bake Your Head'.
I still sing it now, purely to confuse people
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Janet Jackson: Emo girls at the party look at that body / All my girls at the party look at that body





I knew it didnt make sense but I never really bothered to look it.

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I always thought Nelly Furtado sang 'I'm like a bird, I only fly away, I don't know where my phone is, I don't know where my home is', but it's obviously 'soul' instead of 'phone'. Still, phone works too. I think.

I know I've been a liar
And I know I've been a fool
I hope we didn't break it
But I'm glad we broke the rules
My cave is deep now
Yet your light is shining through
I cover my eyes
Still all I see is you
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Re: Lyrics that you misheard in songs?

Kooks - Naive. 'I know she knows that I'm not from Nebraska' instead of 'I know she knows that I'm not fond of asking'

It's really embarrassing when you get called out on these
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