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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old Nov 6th, 2011, 07:09 AM Thread Starter
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I cannot believe how dumb this woman is! to be honest, i laughed so hard!
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old Nov 6th, 2011, 07:17 AM
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I guess she just graduated from kindergartern.

Perhaps she thinks that 60sec. + 60sec. = 120sec. = 1min. 20 sec.
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I am genuinely concerned about the being who wrote this stuff
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I kinda understand her, she was not being dumb, she knows 60 sec = 1 min...the problem might be in microwave, our microwave is actually the same you can type 2:00 and it will cook for two minutes but if you try to cook in seconds it´s a bit different...you can add 30 sec to 60 and it will cook for 90 seconds, but as long as you want to add 60 sec to 60 it will cook just 1:20 not 120 seconds as everyone would expect, that was her point, calling her dumb is a bit harsh, there was actually some nice pointless philosophy in this
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It's true. If you type in 120 it will cook for 1 minute and 20 seconds. Bless her heart for not connecting the dots though.

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