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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old Oct 16th, 2011, 10:00 AM Thread Starter
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How do you perform an exorcism?

One of my roomates has been acting very weird over the last few days and a lot of my friends have come to the conclusion that she might be possessed by a demonic spirit. She wakes up every night around 2-ish, goes into the living room and sits on the couch in pitch darkness not doing anything, often she will say things to herself that don't make sense and point at laugh at random objects. At first I thought that it was just a reaction to certain substances of hallucinogenic variety that we've been doing, however I've had no such reaction. I went to the local church and asked the priest if he could look into performing an exorcism for us but he dismissed it. I'm honestly scared shitless, I've been looking in tutorials on doing exorcism online but a lot of them appear to be fake and shams. Does anyone know of a resource on exorsism or better yet is anyone related to or knows a priest willing to perform an exorcism. If you are in the southern ontario region that would be great, I don't have a lot of money but we can come up with a couple hundred dollars for your efforts, if they are not available to come here in person I would still appreciate any tips and tricks on performing a successful exorcism
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post #4 of 23 (permalink) Old Oct 16th, 2011, 02:01 PM
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Wasn't there a similar thread to this, about a ghost or something? I don't remember that thread too well, but it had me in stitches.
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post #5 of 23 (permalink) Old Oct 16th, 2011, 02:12 PM
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Ghost rape?
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Just bring me a bottle of blessed 7UP, a Marilyn Manson CD and leave the rest up to me
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post #7 of 23 (permalink) Old Oct 16th, 2011, 02:23 PM
 
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Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsX1g...eature=related

Watch to the end.
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His wasn't a permaban?

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Ghost rape?
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Duh, you just hit up bad-ass witch Prue !

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The Demons actually comes out at 2am...
not 12 unlike most people think

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Print out a few dozen of these pictures and paste them where your roommate will see them:



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Living in Southern Ontario can make someone insane
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