Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Waiting for Shirley
Re: Betty Ford dies at age 93, the wife of former President Gerald Ford.
Not being into booze and dope, I don't have any real knowledge of those going to Betty Ford. I know the fourth time Neely filed bankruptcy, she listed Betty Ford Center as being owed over $1 million, so she was obviously there several times. Anne Welles has been there, Jennifer North wanted to go but her "art" films barely covered to cost of Tony's sanitarium.
But my real story, now that dear Betty is gone, I can break my silence. I had an affair with Gerald. It was brief, he loved Betty, but I am, after all, me. He was hot and a dear man, I would have stole him from Betty if I could have, but I'm not exactly White House material. Heck, I'm not even beige house material. Then that tramp Nancy Davis got in there! Oh, well, live and learn. Maybe I can steal Obama from Michelle. I still have it going on!