Re: Your best April Fool's jokes :D
I bought some of those fake lottery scratchers and gave them to a friend. The first said she had won $10,000 and she was flipping the fuck out. Then she did the second one and it said she had won $25,000 and she was going nuts. By the time she did the third and saw she had once again won, this time $15,000 she thought something was fishy and looked on the back and saw they were fakes and she looked like someone had donkey punched her.
And here you are, a black unicorn.
Mythical and mystical since the day that you were born.