Re: I missed my flight
Yeah, this is the most amazing fuckery ever.
The closest I came to this was when I was surfing the internet at JFK and completely zoned out. Then I was wondering why they hadn't called for boarding. It turns out that they had, everyone had boarded, and they called my name over the PA a few times. But technically I had 25 mins to spare before the official flight time, so it wasn't anything close to a disaster. If anything, it was nice walking down empty aisles to my seat, like a guest of honour or something.
A single flow'r he sent me, since we met./All tenderly his messenger he chose;
Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet - One perfect rose.
I knew the language of the floweret;/'My fragile leaves,' it said, 'his heart enclose.'
Love long has taken for his amulet/One perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet/One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get/One perfect rose.