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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old Mar 2nd, 2011, 01:19 AM Thread Starter
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Quote of Your Day Thread

This thread is where us poster's post the best quote of the day we heard. It can be something anyone said to us throughout the day. Friends, family, random conversations you were eavesdropping on The quote can NOT be a famous one. It has to be something totally original you heard the day you you're posting it. I'll start...

My friend after she took one of her exams:

"I just had a test. Fucked me good."

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Quote:
"Sometimes I wonder about what Piya be, but never doubt in his flair & skills."
my teacher, said about this after I take a photo of sleeping friends

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Was doing some volunteering for a conference and had to hand out tickets for a cocktail tonight.

Now, people are calling me Cocktail Guy everywhere. I love it, sums up my life so well!

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"She has unusually high standards for someone who looks the way she does".
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Re: Quote of Your Day Thread

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Originally Posted by Caralenko View Post
"She has unusually high standards for someone who looks the way she does".


A quote similar to this is always present for me. Lol

"The fact that I can't get a basic job because I don't speak Spanish infuriates me."

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'You haven't had a drink today? Are you not trembling yet?'
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"How am I supposed to function without a bread machine?"

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"Omg 2000 songs, thats so powerful!"

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"That is really uncalled for". Old bitch cashier lady at the cafeteria at my job said that to me after I did a straddle jump and a Yang Bo jump in the cafeteria. Then she got really pissed off that I only got one tater tot. She's lucky she didn't get dealt with.

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Friend #1: She wacked him in the balls
Friend #2: Does that mean she gave him a handjob?

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I used to give people the benefit of the doubt. Now I just doubt.

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Quote:
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"She has unusually high standards for someone who looks the way she does".
So basically the standards are quite low.
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"She's poking him in the eye, giving him the double finger"
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"This f*cking store is Pringlesless"

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"Just because it's sunny doesn't mean it's warm"

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