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I bought Steffi Graf's racket, and now my nose has grown a further inch.
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I didn't buy any racket, but my hair is dropping out in clumps and I suddenly need a meth fix. Can anyone help me?

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I bought Bartoli's racket and now every time I'm about to lose, my racket forces me to retire.

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I bought Dementieva's racket and now suddenly everyone are interested only in my bangs

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OMG some of you guys are just so funny it hurts

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I bought Bartoli's racket and now every time I'm about to lose, my racket forces me to retire.
You should trade it in for Alexandra Stevenson's racket... Oh, on second thought... never mind.
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Well I used to be the star tennis player in my family until I bought Venus' racket. Now my little sister is constantly kicking my ass and stilling all my glory.

That's why I'm now demoing new rackets. I tried playing with Zvonereva's racket but whenever I lost a few games I started sobbing uncontrollably.

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I didn't buy any racket, but my hair is dropping out in clumps and I suddenly need a meth fix. Can anyone help me?
Try An Aggasi racquet
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I'm thinking of buying Elena's racket.

Do you think I'm past my peak and will never win a slam?
Pure genius..lol!!!

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You're obviously not lacking in modesty, you must be using Federer's racket. Just don't let your head get so big it explodes and you ending up crying like a two-year old because your biggest rival bested you (yet again)...

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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

I, you know, bought, you know, Jelena Jankovic's racket, you know, the one without you know a p stencil on it you know, cause, you know, she doesn't have a prince contract, you know, so you know, she might switch rackets and this wont be her racket anymore you know, so really, you know, maybe in a few months, you know this won't be JJ's racket anymore, you know.

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I bought Morita's racket and it explodes automatically when I am one set down so I am forced to retire the match

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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

I was going to buy Bartoli's racket, but since she's not tall and blonde I have no idea which one to buy.

I playtested Dulko's racket, but took it back.

Actually, I had to have a friend take it back. I was too sore to walk from being banged by so many ATP players.

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