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I also bought Dokic's racquet and ive lost my love for tennis, and just keep withdrawing for everything and spend all my time at macdonalds and buying paprika!




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post #32 of 167 (permalink) Old Apr 17th, 2010, 05:43 AM Thread Starter
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

Okay, my thread was moved. Sad.
Here's some legitimate equipment talk.

I do use Ana's blue/lime green racket, and used the Babolat AeroPro before that.
My FH and 1H BH have a huge amount of spin out and really just fly off my racket. It wasn't too different on the slice. However, I cannot serve with that thing. I either hit a huge bomb, a serve with a ton of spin, or it flies about 3 feet out.

And ironically. someone told me to try an abbreviated serve motion because I wasn't comfortable on the new racket. No joke

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I bought Pennettas racket and now I keep having random lockerroom sex. Im not complaining though.

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I bought serena's racket and every ball I hit went straight through to the throat of my nearest person
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I bought Bartoli's racquet and now I will always retire once I go down a break in the third set. And also visit The Cheesecake Shop every night for dinner.

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I bought Caroline Wozniacki's racket and now I'm more hated on tennisforum than ever before.

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It sounds serious, you should see a doctor ASAP.

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I bought Sam's racket and I can make some amazing UEs
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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

I'm thinking of buying Elena's racket.

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I bought kim clijsters' babolat and now i'm pregnant...

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I bought Rodionova's racket, and fuck you.

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I bought Sesil's racket, and... I'll use a condom the next time, I swear!

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Re: I bought Ana Ivanovic's racket and now I can't toss the ball.

I bought Hingis' racket, and I lost all of my formal education.
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