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i've been using Justine's old racket and i'm thinking of marrying a gay guy for a beard.
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I used Mary Pierce's old Yonex, but I blew out my ACL.

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I bought Radek's racket and suddenly I can screw up EVERY girl around me

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Please help.
I used to use the Aero Pro (Nadal/Caro) but the racket couldn't push my tennis further.
Same thing happened to me. I bought Justine's racquet (Wilson Tour BLX) and now I keep getting my ass 'handed' to me.
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I bought Brie Whitehead's racquet.

ugh.
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Please help.
I used to use the Aero Pro (Nadal/Caro) but the racket couldn't push my tennis further.
Me too

I had Serena's before though. I was so much better then
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I bought Jelena Dokic's racket and now I only play tennis in December and January.

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I bought Brie Whitehead's racquet.
Yardsale?
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This is the funniest thread I've read in ages, Tennisforum's answer to the Three Wolves t-shirt phenomenon. Keep them coming...

By the way, I've started using Vera Zvonareva's racket, and I can't stop crying now.
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I bought Safin's old racket. It lasted a week and "fell apart".
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I bought Venus' old racket, and for some strange reason, my forehand only works whenever I play on grass. ...the fuck is up with that?

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post #30 of 167 (permalink) Old Apr 17th, 2010, 04:53 AM
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wow, these are awesome stories guys. As for me, I bought Elena Dementieva's racket and now my mom keeps following me around. What should I do? People told me to get Svetlana's racket instead, but I fear that I wouldn't be able to speak English anymore.
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