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Man plans to marry woman who ripped off one of his testicles

Aretha Oneal pleaded guilty to using her fingernails to rip off the testicle in an attack last year.

Her victim, Dennis Ross, took the testicle to the local hospital in Nashville, Tennessee, where it was successfully re-attached.

According to The Tennessean, Oneal was sentenced to 81 days.
She will be eligible for early release if she completes a 45-day counselling programme that deals with issues such as anger management.

Mr Ross, 38, told the paper that he continued to live with Oneal at an address in Nashville after the incident in June last year.
He plans to marry Oneal after she is released.

''I love that girl,'' Mr Ross said. ''That's my heart, my soul, and that's my better half. I told the (District Attorney) the other day I'm not prosecuting her.''

But the Davidson County district attorney's office still decided to bring the case to court.

Oneal attacked Ross on June 16, 2001, as he slept in his bed. The Tennessean reports that the couple had argued after Ross returned home after having sex with another woman.

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as long as they don't breed (and if Miss Oneal can't control her temper, they might not be able to)

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i can just see her explaining that one at dinner parties... "yeah we were going to have children but i ripped my husband's testicles off"
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I wonder if he asked her to marry him when she was holding his tools.
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and what kind of barbarian uses her fingernails for God's sake
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Has he got no balls to say no to her ????????

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I wonder if he asked her to marry him when she was holding his tools.
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and what kind of barbarian uses her fingernails for God's sake
A resourceful one? Maybe she didn't have anything else handy

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perhaps... at least she didn't use her teeth
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maybe he just married her to make sure he'd have the opportunity to see her face when she wakes up missing a breast
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that woman probarly terrorized him

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LMAO Poe!

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THAT HURTSSSSSSSSSSS
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This thread is too much pain!!!!!!!!!

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'I love that girl,'' Mr Ross said. ''That's my heart, my soul, and that's my better half.
hmmmm.... to easy
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