oh and these are a few of the other jokes by area...
america and canadians liked:
TEXAN:"where are you from?"
HARVARD GRAD:"i come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
TEXAN:"ok-- where are you from ,jackass?"
the fave in scottland was:
"i want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grand father.not screaming in terror like his passengers"
another top american joke was:
"a man and a friend are playing golf one day.one of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
"he stops in mid-swing,takes off his golf cap closes his eyes and bows down in prayer.His friend says:'wow that is the most thoughtful and touching thing i have ever seen.you are a truly kind man.'
"the man replies:'yeah,well,we were married 35 years.'"
ok,and people from the u.k ireland nz and aussie apoparently preffered gags involving word play,such as:
PATIENT:"docter,ive got a strawberry stuck up my bum"
DOCTOR:"i've got some cream for that"
quite frankly ,if they wanted to find the worlds true funniest jokes they would have to be un-censored and look at the sex jokes!