Man Utd. computer Virus warning
(from todays Daily Mirror)
KEEP an eye out for a nasty new computer virus which began at Manchester United - it makes your PC think it's superior to every other PC (then it develops a memory disorder forgetting anything that happened before 1993). Variants include:
David Beckham virus - the computer looks great, all the lights are on but nothing works.
Fabien Barthez virus - you just can't save anything.
Ryan Giggs virus - variable PC performance.
Roy Keane virus - particularly nasty and ends up throwing you out of Windows.
Man Utd Shirt virus - hard to detect because it changes its format every three months
Official website of Jelena Dokic(CLOSED) We came, we saw, we conquered and we left
Now re-opened ! well, kind of