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Saddam Hussein 4 10.00%
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post #1 of 62 (permalink) Old Sep 16th, 2002, 07:55 PM Thread Starter
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If you had to have sex with one of them

Which one would you select. You are locked in a dungeon and you have to make a decision: one of the three. Suicide is not an option. I'm tired of all these serious, downer political threads, so this is an alternative. So, which one would you select?
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Re: If you had to have sex with one of them

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Ok, I will start. Saddam Hussein is not going to happen. The fact that he has been with a prostitute is even more disgusting. So, I'm left with Tony Blair or "W." Personally, I think W is cute in strange sort of way, I mean, compared to the others. I always have thought that Blair probably has bad body odor and perhaps athletes foot. So, put it all together, and "W" is my selection.

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Tony Blair, but that's a negative choice, cos I really really hate Bushbush, and I hate Saddam too.

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I might just walk away or crawl under another rock
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This is the type of analysis I am looking for! Thanks, adnil.

Come on posters. I think many of you are leaving the dungeon when you know those are NOT the rules. It is not like you actually have to sleep with the person, it is just a game. And I notice someone selected Hussein! So, what was the reasoning?

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This is totally unreasonable! Tony Blair! George Dubya Bush! And Saddam! Why not throw a three legged goat in the mix! Hell bring on the goat I say! Better yet let them make quality time with the goat, poor thing.

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I think I have been scarred by the very idea.

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The goats would give all of you too easy an option. I am trying to totally gross people out and at the same time force them to make a really rough decision. I see Tony Blair has garnered another vote and has taken the lead. Physically, he is probably the least "yucky" but I cannot get over my personal belief that he smells.

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OK, OK...I selected Hussein. What?! I prefer dark-haired guys...although I'm not sure I could get beyond the big, wooly moustache.

George W. seems like he'd be a complete bore in the sack...I'd probably fall asleep. Although, being unconscious may not be such a bad thing considering these three as options. And I can't even picture Tony Blair having sex with anyone, let alone me.
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I selected Blair. He's the least repulsive-looking, -acting, -thinking etc. He cleans up pretty nice, though I agree with Helen -- a bath first. Or better yet, a steam-cleaning.

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I would have to go with Blair. He's the least minging of the group.


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I'd rather stay locked in the dungeon.
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Well, I see Mr. Blair has taken and maintained the lead. He's our very own Serena Williams! I knew Blair might be too easy an option for the easily-grossed out. But I thought "W" v. Saddam would be just too, too cruel.

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Ok, staying locked in the dungeon is not an option either. If you cannot make a decision, then you are stuck in a four-way.

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Tony Blair's a catholic and doesn't believe in contraception, hense the 4 kids.

but I guess the 4 kids means he's gotta be doing something right

just imagine the pillow talk though ... *shudders*

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