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Take a listen to this MP3 of this stud muffin Dmitri, leaving not one, but TWO voicemails to a woman he tried to pick up on King St. in Toronto.

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The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.
The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books - especially the second voice mail.
After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back
- instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play thison the air.
Ladies: He is out there...


This is hilarious !

Just found a photo slideshow with the audio clip:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f08...-that-happened

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Re: Are you elegant enough to be picked up by, Dmitri the Stud?

I thought it was hilarious when he was like "I dunno, maybe you were abused in childhood..." and just came up with loads of reasons for her to not have called him.

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It is hilarious.

He sounds really quite scary though.
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I wonder what happened to him in his life to turn him into such a raving freak!!!

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What in the world. Wow what a douche.

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Re: Are you elegant enough to be picked up by, Dmitri the Stud?

That's hot in a really creepy and psycho way.
I wouldn't be surprised if there are women out there who are looking to be picked up by him.

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Love long has taken for his amulet/One perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet/One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
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He knows what he's doing. A woman WITH psychological issues would get back at him.
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He sounds like a mix of Mr Elton and Mr Collins (Jane Austen)

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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f08...-that-happened

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Re: VIDEO ADDED Are you elegant enough to be picked up by, Dmitri the Stud? HILARIOUS

http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-t...ic-evaluations

His real name is James Sears, he is a Toronto psychiatrist who lost his license 15 years ago over sexual assualt of his patients, and he calls himself Dmitri the Lover now in his new job as a self-styled love guru for the Toronto Real Men.

His website is quite something...

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toron...formation.html

A single flow'r he sent me, since we met./All tenderly his messenger he chose;
Deep-hearted, pure, with scented dew still wet - One perfect rose.
I knew the language of the floweret;/'My fragile leaves,' it said, 'his heart enclose.'
Love long has taken for his amulet/One perfect rose.
Why is it no one ever sent me yet/One perfect limousine, do you suppose?
Ah no, it's always just my luck to get/One perfect rose.
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