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So...Two blondes walk into a bar...

...you would have thought one of them would have seen it...

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it is blond and it is smart........




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HEY! Enough blonde jokes.

After all, some of us root for one.

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the 1980's called, they want their joke back....
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You would have thought your mother would have seen it

I'm sorry, I was trying to think of something funny and I panicked.

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You would have thought your mother would have seen it

I'm sorry, I was trying to think of something funny and I panicked.
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...you would have thought one of them would have seen it...
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The 1940'a called...they want you to act your age...

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What Kind of Tracks Are They?

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.



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Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.


Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Buy her another beer.


Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!


Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.


Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.


Q: How does a blond spell farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O


Q: How does a blond kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.


Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row


Q: Why are blondes like pianos?
A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.

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