Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Preparing For Baseball
Re: So...Two blondes walk into a bar...
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Buy her another beer.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
Q: How does a blond spell farm?
Q: How does a blond kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row
Q: Why are blondes like pianos?
A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.