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Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge made with a budget of $10 million! The production values are awesome for a porno. The special effects sequences are not too bad either. Anyone else seen this porno. Here's the trailer

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meh, cut all the bullshit and get to the sex.

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I didn't know they had breast implants back in those swashbuckling days.........

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pirates 1 was amazing haha, incredible.

this one made me feel sick, lesbian anal-eating scenes do nothing for me lol

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pirates 1 was amazing haha, incredible.

this one made me feel sick, lesbian anal-eating scenes do nothing for me lol
Well at least there was no lesbian fake dildo licking. Really that's the height of pointlessness.

Some of the "acting" in the promo was dire though and there wasn't a whole lot of sex. What is the point in that.
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omg, that actually looks pretty good!

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Porn on Easter? This is too much, even by my standards!
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Let's get to the important parts. Do any of the chicks have decent bangs?

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Let's get to the important parts. Do any of the chicks have decent bangs?
Dunno if the chicks have bangs but I'm sure there will be lots of 'banging' going on, if that helps any.

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Not sure if fetish or dressing up/role playing porno (to this extent) is my thing. But $10 million!!!! I wonder how much the actors got payed?

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Let's get to the important parts. Do any of the chicks have decent bangs?
What are 'bangs'? I see you say that a lot, but don't know what you mean. I always thought bangs were earrings or bangles... but I doubt you'd be asking if the women were wearing decent earrings in a pornographic movie.
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What are 'bangs'? I see you say that a lot, but don't know what you mean. I always thought bangs were earrings or bangles... but I doubt you'd be asking if the women were wearing decent earrings in a pornographic movie.
bangs are the strands of hair that covers your forehead. here is an example of dream bangs for max:


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What are 'bangs'? I see you say that a lot, but don't know what you mean. I always thought bangs were earrings or bangles... but I doubt you'd be asking if the women were wearing decent earrings in a pornographic movie.
You Brits (I believe you've said you were originally from London somewhere) call them a fringe.

And yes, young_gunner has posted the best set of bangs ever as an example!

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