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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old Apr 1st, 2009, 07:02 PM Thread Starter
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Tortoise addicted to ciggies

Life's a drag for tortoise

A TORTOISE whose owner claims it is addicted to smoking can apparently finish a cigarette in four minutes.

Owner Li Yun from the town of Kouqian in Yongji county, said his pet was addicted to cigarettes after it started smoking smouldering butts he left lying around his garden.

He said the animal is now addicted and he has timed it smoking a cigarette in four minutes, and gets upset if he can’t smoke half a pack a day.

He said: “Whenever I smoke the tortoise lifts its head out of the water and stares at the cigarette. If I don’t let it smoke, it swims around crazily in its little pond, scratching the sides.

“The tortoise won’t stop until I give it a cigarette and it bites the butt, and you can see the tip glowing. Within four minutes the cigarette is gone.”

Tang Jingwen, deputy secretary-general of the Jilin City Animal Protection Association, said they wanted to contact Yun over his claims.

He said: “If the tortoise smokes voluntarily there is little we can do, but we want him to stop making it public.”

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old Apr 2nd, 2009, 10:28 AM
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Re: Tortoise addicted to ciggies

lol wth

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Re: Tortoise addicted to ciggies

this is cruel

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