2 jokes from my country:
Apparently, there was a Romanian on the Titanic.
After the collision, the guy takes a lifeboat and starts rowing desperately to save himself.
-Hey where are you leaving us alone like that?! Look, there are still women left over here!
To which the Romanian guy replies:
-Leave me alone, man. Do I look like I wanna f*ck right now?
An old man goes into a pharmacy and asks the girl behind the counter:
"Excuse me miss, do you have those blue pills that make you feel good?"
"Sure grandpa, they're called Viagra"
"Aha... well, how much does one cost?"
"That'll be 35,000 lei, grandpa." [Approx. $1]
"Hmm... well, but how long does it last?"
"Well, about 4 hours."
"What?? And it costs 35,000 lei?"
"Yes, I told you."
"Well miss, sorry, but I'm not paying 35,000 for those extra 15 minutes."