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Jackie Beat-Retouch My Body *Mariah Spoof

Jackie Beat, still young and sweet!
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeahÖ

You know Iím gettiní older
And Iíve gained some weight, too
In my imagination I am just 22
Iím way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too
The fast food is to blame, cholesterolís through the roof

If there's a camera up in here thatís takiní photographs of me
Then itís true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here
telliní you, what to do
'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of PhotoShop
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Donít even try it, this is my diet

Retouch my body
Stretch me some more
Take off sixty pounds
Then take off ten more
Retouch my body
Re-size my head
Clean up my skin
Please tone down the red
Retouch my body
Lipo my thighs
With your computer mouse
Iím as big as a house
Retouch my body
Remove every curve
Iím goiní to the mall to get a soft serve

Give me a tiny waist because I eat like a slob
Remove a chin or two and howís about a nose job?
Erase under my eyes where it is wrinkled and dark
Your resume says that you worked on Jurrasic Park

If there's a camera up in here thatís takiní photographs of me
Then itís true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement in blood
or else you, will get sued
Cuz if I end up on Perez, Hilton lookiní like a lez
I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show business, nobody wants the truth
Donít even try it, this is my diet

Retouch my body
Donít wanna look tragic
So call In-dustrial
Light & Magic
Retouch my body
Make me look lean
Like fat-ass Oprah
on O Magazine
Retouch my body
Even out my tits
And make sure that this haute couture size 2 fits
Retouch my body
Blur it some more
Come on and give me what Iím payiní you for
Retouch my body

I just want some gummi bears, I refuse to take the stairs
Make me fuckiní young and sweet
Get rid of my celluleet
I donít want no photo, boy
I want an oil painting
Retouch my body

Retouch my body
Donít cause any trouble
I am in denial
Donít yaí burst my bubble
Retouch my body
Just look at Madonna
In real life she looks like
An ancient iguana
Retouch my body
And if you can of course
Try to make me look
Like less of a horse
Retouch my body
Iíve no other choice
I only wish you could retouch my voice
Retouch(repeat20X)
Retouch my fuckin' body!

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