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Man who had sex with bike in court


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Last Updated: 10:02am BST 27/10/2007





A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
Bryony Gordon: How do you have sex with a bicycle? Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.
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On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.
She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.
"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.
"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
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Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.
Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.
He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.
Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.


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I know it's wrong and funny and all the stuff.

But if he was doing that in his own room, out of the prying eye of the public, surely he can't be place on the sex offenders list for that. It's a bike. It's not like he was raping someone.

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wth why is that a sex offence

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okay then.....The only way i can think of them putting him on the sex offenders register is if its like a childs bike or something.
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I know it's wrong and funny and all the stuff.

But if he was doing that in his own room, out of the prying eye of the public, surely he can't be place on the sex offenders list for that. It's a bike. It's not like he was raping someone.
Agreed. Disgusting and utterly ridiculous. If it wasn't in his room, it might have been a different story.
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I know it's wrong and funny and all the stuff.

But if he was doing that in his own room, out of the prying eye of the public, surely he can't be place on the sex offenders list for that. It's a bike. It's not like he was raping someone.
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Agreed. Disgusting and utterly ridiculous. If it wasn't in his room, it might have been a different story.
That was my first thought too ... I really don't see anything wrong with it to be honest.
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but if he was in a room he paid for how is he a sex offender?

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That reminds me of a video off of xtube lol
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I looked at the picture of the bike. It isn't that hot. It isn't bad but it isn't that hot.

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i guess plenty of teenagers do it with their bed does that make them sex offenders too

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There is people out there who sexually abused innocent children and yet this guy is being locked up because he had sex with a childrens bike?

Whats next, being locked up for using the hole in a gun? using a banana skin? using a keyboard?

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I agree it's pretty harsh to be labelled a sex offender for riding your bike.
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I agree it's pretty harsh to be labelled a sex offender for riding your bike.
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Were they bored or something, to find of that a sexual offense?

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