I love the episode when they went on a trip to St Olaf...and during the hayride Dorothy suggested that Rose gave her best friend a call...Rose got up and started hollering her name and the friend hollered back. Also, When Rose knocked at Sophias door and Sophia pretended to be an answering machine..."leave a message at the beep...beeeeepppp..." Rose: " Sophia, it's me Rose..."
I used to love this show, now I find it unwatchable and just grating.
Here's how I'd "off" each of the girls:
(1) Throw Sofia into a pit with crocodiles to be eaten alive. Let's see her wisecracking then!
(2) Blanche picks up Mr. Wrong and gets slashed and dismembered and her dead body posed in a seedy motel for the cops to find.
(3) Dorothy is stalked by someone who mistakes her for a transsexual and when he realizes she's not, it's a murder-suicide.
(4) Rose gets a horrible disease, but all the girls are dead so she has to go to a nursing home where the nurses hate her and gag her not to listen to her dumb stories and she dies all alone with the gag still in her mouth!
Dorothy and Blanche are pretty much a dead heat for me. Blanche because she reminds me of my childhood in the south and the older women I grew up around. Dorothy because I love the way her character plays off the other women on the show.
Sophia was a great supporting character.
Rose was my least favorite, but I still liked her.