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post #1 of 30 (permalink) Old Sep 11th, 2007, 05:57 PM Thread Starter
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This is to funny...LOL

Your Classmates
> >
> >
> > HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
>THINKING,
> > "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD." WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS.
> >
> > MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
>FIRST
> > APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH
BORE
>HIS
> > FULL NAME.
> >
> > SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE
SAME
>NAME
> > HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE
THE
>SAME
> > GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM,
>HOWEVER,
> > I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
> >
> > THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO
OLD
>TO
> > HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF
HE
>HAD
> > ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL
> >
> > "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
> >
> > "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
> >
> > HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
> >
> > "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.
> >
> > HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD WRINKLED, FAT,
>GRAY,
> > DECREPIT SON-OF-A-B ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"

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Yeah, it's shocking how my friends have deteriorated over the years . . .

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Yeah, it's shocking how my friends have deteriorated over the years . . .

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wow!!! holy shit!!!

well, well, well wow, well he got his.

"racism is dead, it died when MLK walked on a bridge and freed the slaves. Now we have a socialist Kenyan president who is not an American and if anyone mentions race they are a reverse racist (while racism is dead, reverse racism is alive and well.) #whattheyteachyouatfox"
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wow!!! holy shit!!!

well, well, well wow, well he got his.
Hi sweety...

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Hi sweety...
how you doing? you missed all the action i had to school my boss. i think people fail to understand that i am no punk. the bosses said "We fucked up. All we can do is apologize and offer you money."

Were it not for the fact that I CAN be easily plied with money I would be offended that she assumed I can be easily plied with money.

"racism is dead, it died when MLK walked on a bridge and freed the slaves. Now we have a socialist Kenyan president who is not an American and if anyone mentions race they are a reverse racist (while racism is dead, reverse racism is alive and well.) #whattheyteachyouatfox"
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Your Classmates
> >
> >
> > HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
>THINKING,
> > "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD." WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS.
> >
> > MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
>FIRST
> > APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH
BORE
>HIS
> > FULL NAME.
> >
> > SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE
SAME
>NAME
> > HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE
THE
>SAME
> > GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM,
>HOWEVER,
> > I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
> >
> > THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO
OLD
>TO
> > HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF
HE
>HAD
> > ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL
> >
> > "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
> >
> > "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
> >
> > HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
> >
> > "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.
> >
> > HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD WRINKLED, FAT,
>GRAY,
> > DECREPIT SON-OF-A-B ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
Love it.

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That was very funny!
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I'm glad i don't have to worry about that for another 40 years or so. Or maybe never, thanks to botox.

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Hilarious! But it took me three seconds before I got it!
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I'm glad i don't have to worry about that for another 40 years or so. Or maybe never, thanks to botox.


don't do it girl......you end up looking preserved.
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Hilarious!!!!!

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